CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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pikachu
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Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
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TheFinestWannabe 3
Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?
DjeePee 25
Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?
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Comments (139)
krysxkatastrophe 14
Everyone farts. No biggie. Tell her to grow up.
rusrsbrah 0
Lies. Girls don't fart.
Clozzie 0
Lie! I fart!
anencephalic 14
Bet she cut her family ties over a burp.
DavLynn 4
at least you didn't dump her for farting
LydiaTankian 6
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ohSNAPyall 27
Note to self: Do not take next girlfriend out for Mexican.
MD_DILF 4
Aww, how come you made her feel awkward?
imnotcraZ 0
Dude she was looking for an excuse to dump you.
xocutexofunnyxo 5
Great Minds Think Alike
lyndz_20 8
lmao didn't think of that onelmao didn't think of that one
loah 0
that is truly amazing
bigguy123456 2
Give her a little while.. She was to high from smelling the fumes from her armpits and her fart in the same week. Once it wears off she'll be back:)
princesskatiemae 0
Maybe she broke up with you because you have a problem with fragment sentences. Just a thought.