CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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Anonymous
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
pikachu
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Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
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TheFinestWannabe 3
Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?
DjeePee 25
Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?
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Comments (139)
Serafie 0
She probably wanted to break up for a while and this was just her (dumb) way of finally getting to it. Sucks either way man, good luck with that.
Fail_05 0
If she breaks up with you because of an awkward fart... Shes too young for you bro.
biggyd97 0
Ha
hoonyer 17
thats kinda cute
Raditude 0
Thats why you should date cool girls you are comfortable farting around and vice versa.
MJJ5809 9
wow, real strong relationship you had going there
jvc836 3
What? Why would someone break up with someone over something like that! Try saying that ten times fast
libbbby 0
Haha weird
vs0914 3
LMFAO xD BWAHAHAHAHAH
lovelyxpinay 2
she must of been so embarassed that she had to break up with you.