By Panda_Bearr - 03/09/2011 04:33 - United States

Today, it was my last day at my dad's. I thought he'd want to say goodbye, instead he told me, "Hope you've got all your shit. Anything you leave, I'm burning." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 650
You deserved it 2 715

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

I bet you are glad to be leaving.

rein 8

leave behind all your shit & let him burn down his house.

Comments

I bet you are glad to be leaving.

Shit doesn't smell too good when its being burnt.

yoursucklives 36

shit doesn't smell too good when it's not burned either

you_and_me_fml 8

To all three^ wow.. I would have never guessed

I hope you don't forget any shit OP. Your dad may have a bonfire planned just for you.

Good thing OP is leaving, possible Guy Fawkes situation.

fakeaccountX 6

Well, you're leaving HIM...Does that count?

hellbilly205 17

Atleast your not leaving yourself behind...that'd be bad

Hmm, I'm sure I moderated this one except that it ended with the addition that he had left his guitar behind.. Oh well, sound like it will be a relief for you to be leaving that douche.

Dad's are like assholes everyone has one, yours just happens to also behave like an asshole.

^^^ Is it just me or does she sound like a stereotypical butch lesbian?

2 wasn't saying all dads are assholes. They said they're LIKE assholes in the sense that everyone has one. Don't know why they felt the need to point that out, but. OP- If he wasn't joking (that so sounds like some fathers I know), that's rough. At least it's your last day.

Speak for your Own!! My Dad raised me and my sister himself when my Mum left! He's the only man in my life who hasn't let me down.

#18 I have to agree with 12 and 14, not all dads are assholes, my dad is pretty awesome, though my parents are divorced for 6 years now.

TUHTLES 8

Not everyone has a dad.....

Pendatik, don't hate the player hate the game! Lol but according to all the thumbs most people took it my way. And her wording was ambiguous so it could actually go both ways.

hellbilly205 17

Wow you people are dumb. It clearly says dads are LIKE assholes it doesnt say all dads are assholes

Fuck you. My dads awesome! Yours might be the asshole. That's pretty rude to say to everyone. I mean, ALOT of people agree with me!

The lack of basic reading comprehension on this comment is stunning!

the person ripped off the actual saying which is "opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink."

hellbilly205 17

Or the saying mustangs are like assholes everyone has one and they stink

Never mind I read that comment right. Btw I dont agree with 12

LiveLaughFML 10

#30: what do you mean not everyone has a dead? it pisses me off when people say they don't have a dad because their parents are divorced or their father was never present in their life. even if your dad isn't on earth, you STILL have a father - otherwise you wouldn't have existed.

TUHTLES 8

#69- First off, love the number. And, I understand that, but no one is around for them to call dad, so therefore they don't have a dad. They still have a dad in the heart, or in their imagination, but not in person. Or whatever.. Please excuse my lack of good explanation.

LiveLaughFML 10

#71: ohh mkayy i see where you're coming from! :) and lol 69 is just a coincidence aha

Everyone has a dad(sperm donor) not everyone has a father.

Oh fuck you #30

Sounds like you two are close... What a nice man.

hellbilly205 17

This is something my dad would say to op so i feel you on this 100%

Incredibly_Dope 0

Love you too daddy!!!!!

cIickhere 5

Now go to your mom

Dad burned her long, long ago.

cIickhere 5

lol, true

rein 8

leave behind all your shit & let him burn down his house.

That's weird I know someone who moved out around that time and lives in michigan

Don't take it to heart. It's just manopause.

Maybe he loves you so much that he's totally heartbroken now you're going away and he acts like an asshole because he can't deal with his feelings properly. Or he's just an asshole.

DCFan 9

I'm gonna go with your second thought.

cherry72 13

I vote for he is just an A*hole!!!!

Are you sure your not from Arkansas!

At least most people from Arkansas can use "your" correctly. ...stoopidazz.....

Your dads a pretty sick dude :)

GlitteryMasakali 1

Leave behind your high powered explosives >;)