CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
heartbroken
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Anonymous
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Username
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Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Anonymous
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
pikachu
United States
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
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TheFinestWannabe 3
Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?
DjeePee 25
Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?
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Comments (139)
cwhit2012 0
Shouldnt have been such a dick about a natural thing
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
Good call good call..
minnx 1
Omg lol what the heck? XD
bubo_fml 11
Did she say "pull my finger" first?
xocutexofunnyxo 5
I bet the real reason why she dumped you wasn't as funny
ThatSpartanChick 0
Mi bf tries to get me to fart in front of him cause he thinks its hilarious -_-
Wynthos 2
A personj that doesn't enjoy farting in your presence is not one worth keeping.
Raheemdplayer 7
The first fart is always the most awkward, after that it's fine :L FYL
HappyPickles 11
*sings* "The first fart is the deepest"... :o)
leadsails320 0
*awkward fart*
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Look on the bright side, a little fart is essentially saving you from wasting your time with an insecure tool.