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Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.
let's be honest, that was probably a very poor excuse for "I don't like you" if anything the guys the dumb one for buying it, but I could be wrong......
or 23, you like attention so you comment higher up on the list.
it was obviously a joke insulting her that she chose to ignore until she realised what a prick you were and needed it to let you down gently
Well maybe since we aren't the cops investigating a ******* case, it doesn't matter if we know the whole story or not. Some people just don't understand what this site is about...
Ya and I think one of them is you^^^ We still should have the full story to completely understand the OP's situation. Then we can judge who's fault it was.
We aren't here to judge OP. We are here because we want to have a laugh at someone else's mishaps, no matter who's fault it is. If we were to have a whole story for each FML, it'd be a pretty boring site. Plus, I think this FML is a good one the way it is, it's better than those ones we see everyday. It seems the shorter FML's are more effective than a story anyway.
And in regards to the YDI, or FYL voting, go with what is given, and don't try and find a deeper meaning then what is in the actual FML.
maybe since we're ******* commenting on some ******* stories these ******* comments might as well ******* be the expression that we ******* didn't get the whole ******* story. i don't know what "this site is about" since i didn't make it; but a comment-button might as well be there for comments to me made.
this whole post is probably a joke...
she's an idiot for using that as a excuse.
Maybe it was hurtful even if it was a joke. You probably said something similar recently that flagged her memory and she couldn't handle it. Truth behind every joke. YDI for being a douche bag.
lol true
wtf, seriously NOT all blondes are dumb, I am born a blonde and I have a normal IQ like the rest of the damn world so stfu about the stereotypical bs.
The thing about the stereotype is there's some truth behind it. Fact is, people with a darker hair color are generally smarter because they have copper and zinc in their hair, which makes your hair brown, dark brown (almost black), or (I'm not sure about this one) but maybe even browny-red. But with blondes, they have no or little copper/zinc in their hair so it is proven that they aren't as smart. And I'm not saying blondes are stupid, there's always stupid people and smart but that's where the stereotype comes from.
Above comment @ #188. ^^^
oh kitty has claws
my comment directed at 188
Also 188 an IQ really isn't that good of a measure of intelligence either an IQ test is only on vocabulary, no math, problem solving, logic or anything else. Someone can be a genius, but with a lower than avarage vocabulary and their IQ score would be lower than average.
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Show it anywayThey say to tell a blonde a joke on Saturday, tell it to her on Tuesday. This, is beyond repair.
LOL SORRY. It took me a while to get this FML.
That's funny because in your picture, your a blonde too.
she probably used it because she didn't have a better excuse for, "I don't like you."
26 i know it's just a little mistake but it's to make a blonde laugh on Saturday, tell her a joke on Tuesday
66... u are also a blonde in ur pic so WTF?
82 - thank you :) I now understand the phrase.. other DDR made it confusing
96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots
Are you an alien?
I like not being blonde so I don't have to deal with a stereotype that's mostly true
^so you're upset about that?
"True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing." So for all the blondes here saying that you're really smart...
96 confirmed the stereotype lool
why do u hate jay leno
psyycha typo because you are blonde!
id say we acquire them all...to specifically state we are born with intelligence is pretty stupid. you clearly haven't acquired any yourself
145 you said ur smarter than idiots considering that idiots aren't that smart your not really saying anything at all, therefore upholding the stereotype, and contradicting yourself without knowing it
The fact that all u blondes (especially 188) are so friggin pissed about a dumb stereotype just proves the point, because only stupid or insecure people would have a problem with stereotypes. For example, im a ginger, and when ppl say I'm a day walker or have no soul, I laugh along BECAUSE ITS FUNNY. So everyone just calm yourselves.
WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY BLONDES ARE STUPID!! IM BLONDE AND SMARTER THAN HALF OF YOU AND IM ONLY IN 6TH GRADE... Dummies..
Now you can get a smart girl!
To get dumped at the very same day he brings the joke again?
how many blondes does it take to understand a joke?
I want to comment something on this FML but nothing pops up to respond to. Maybe she just took the joke as a reason to dump you. Sorry bro!
That's what I thought, or maybe she take things the wrong way and holds hefty grudges...
or maybe it was a mean joke and she just now got it and it hurt her feelings so much that she didn't want to be with him anymore
I reckon so. When a girl wants to dump you, any excuse will do, even a bad joke from 2 years ago...
Wow. She obviously has the intellectual capacity of a pea O____O
she's obviously making up crappy excuses to end things.
Or maybe it took 2 years to get the joke
And the excuse of the year goes to...
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Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.
96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots