Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I...

By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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el_erico 0

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Friday 22 January 2010 9:14

That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.

kachaa 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:16

Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...

el_erico 0

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Friday 22 January 2010 9:14

That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.

ladida94 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:52

fuunny!!

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 22 January 2010 10:21

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spiderman0606 0

Friday 22 January 2010 11:33

I know people who respond with "lol" or "lawl" when you're talkng to them. Aggravating as hell. And it takes every part of me to stop myself from punching them in the face. It's ok, though. Otherwise, I don't think they'd do my homework for me. You know, without taking effort in being forceful.

humorizer 14

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Friday 22 January 2010 14:40

Says the kid with the word "spiderman" in his user name.

peacockfeather 0

Friday 22 January 2010 15:20

@82 good one.:) *internet high-five*

Black_noise09 0

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Friday 22 January 2010 16:33

As long as he's not calling himself that IRL it doesn't really matter. Or should I have more respect for you "humorizer"

idkweird 0

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Friday 22 January 2010 16:43

I concur with the statement #2 made. I would have dropped that guy as fast as I could. That's beyond aggravating!

Residence_fml 4

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Friday 22 January 2010 17:15

Nah no reason to get all violent just touch him in the part of the neck where you make him throw up. He won't be l-o-ling that loud anymore when he's throwing up his guts

slaveowner190461 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 0:27

haha that was funny

crazytoaster 2

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Saturday 23 January 2010 1:42

People who say "lol" deserve every fucking slap i give them.

kukitheaf 0

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Saturday 23 January 2010 7:33

to 48: lol

Mahyar 2

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Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:54

Hahahahaha. I'm guessing op said lol because laughing is tiresome so he maybe fat. 8)

tahliho 0

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Friday 29 January 2010 6:08

I agree, thtd drive me nuts

ilovefatcats 12

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Monday 22 March 2010 4:30

82 nerd web!!! hahahahlolhaha

ilovefatcats 12

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Monday 22 March 2010 4:32

blahhhhhrflolblahhhhhrf! no probaly not lol

ilovefatcats 12

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Monday 22 March 2010 4:34

that blahrf this was meant to 110

koolitaliano 0

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Friday 22 January 2010 9:15

YDI, I hate people who do that. hahaha lol

BeeSkwaird 0

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Friday 22 January 2010 13:41

It's not clear if he's talking about in-person or online, but either way... saying "LOL" is about the most un-masculine thing you can do. Do you have a man purse and paint your nails too?

tikimuppet 11

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Friday 22 January 2010 13:57

@70 hahahaha I would break up with you too. Even if you did say it online, I still think it's sad

frikkinhannah 0

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Saturday 23 January 2010 21:08

Oh my God. that's the most aggravating thing ever. If it's IRL, I don't blame her, and even online it's stupid

valdancer99 0

Friday 30 December 2011 14:34

ANNOYING TEXTER FTW!!

KyraJFoxx 14

Wednesday 17 April 2013 4:22

Well you obviously deserved that one OP.. I wonder if you were "lol-ing" when she broke up with you

kachaa 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:16

Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...

caticaticati 3

Friday 22 January 2010 9:40

I only go for guys who say roflmao as an actual word. Rofflemow.

infernofalcon 0

Friday 22 January 2010 15:50

omfgwrfbbq - come on baby.. Let's go tour lolcanos in our private roflcopter, Oh, what's that you say? You want to go troll /b/with me later? Mm what a romantic notion... And I . . FIRED MY LASER!! - in my pants! *cough pedobear approves *cough*

xiFlyx 0

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Sunday 31 January 2010 20:46

roflmfao @94 xD

tommyfox 19

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Wednesday 23 November 2011 3:03

94- WIN.

_Mazza_ 0

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Friday 22 January 2010 9:19

At first when I heard about this, I thought no-one could be that obnoxious. Then, one of the people I know started doing it. Stop it, or you will never be respected for anything you do, ever. Dumbass.

f_ed_panda 0

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Friday 22 January 2010 9:20

You really should stop that, unless you're 10. Then you can keep saying l-o-l for another couple of months, but then you really should stop that.

DoorMatCat 3

Sunday 5 June 2011 10:06

I think when OP laughs, he actually says 'lol' as it is spelled, rather than saying the letters l-o-l, which is a little less annoying, but I can still understand why he was dumped.