Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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TheFinestWannabe 3
Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?
DjeePee 25
Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?
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bischkeboy 3
I had a girlfriend fart onde and she was super embarrassed. So I just farted too and evened the score. Made it less awkward, as gross as that sounds.
yeseniaa14 0
You should've farted to make it less awkward ;)
muhilrashid 4
So pretty much you didnt dump her she left you cause of a fart ?
OLIVIAx33 6
Thanks for totally rewording it...
lulzmylife 4
Hahaha, wow. She must have really been looking for an excuse to get rid of you. Look for the silver lining, though: if the thought of performing natural bodily functions around another person freaks her out so much, there was obviously no long-term potential there. Pretty sure married couples do all sorts of even grosser things around each other, like take a crap with the door open.
captainfalcon7 0
fart to make it even. then it's not awkward
sprinkesrdelish 5
if you can't fart infront of your girlfriend the relationship is not meant to be....and she sure as hell is never going to get married lol. Did you at least say saftey first?? lol
CharlotteRx 4
It was just an accident. Hate when people wont admit or get over the fact that girls actually do fart, burp and shit.
Krocking 2
Hahaha the reason is it was actually a queef shes just not admitting it
halfbakedlogic 6
Better that it happened now before a shart caused a divorce
bettyc4 26
don't you kno?!?!?!? farts are a sign of true love! =}