Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
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AliSama
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stock up on air fresher. It is a normal human thing to fart in sleep. You probably do it but don't realize it. Grow balls and stop worrying about stuff like this.
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alleygirl
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See, what you need to learn is the Self-Dutch Oven in vengeance. Next time you let out a big 'un under the covers while she's sleeping, sneak out in such a way that still contains the gases under the blankets. Then turn the lights on. She'll throw the covers over her head to hide from the light.
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elemeno
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#5, you're genius.
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blah_blah_shity
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hahahahahaha
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lol32360
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maybe she wasnt sleeping……
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AliSama
| 17
stock up on air fresher. It is a normal human thing to fart in sleep. You probably do it but don't realize it. Grow balls and stop worrying about stuff like this.
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PimpdaddyCJT
| 13
#7 you look retarted
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alleygirl
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See, what you need to learn is the Self-Dutch Oven in vengeance. Next time you let out a big 'un under the covers while she's sleeping, sneak out in such a way that still contains the gases under the blankets. Then turn the lights on. She'll throw the covers over her head to hide from the light.
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myknewverr
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rude! :P
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onluckiest
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lmaooo
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onluckiest
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also, genius #10
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_pk_
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Why vengeance? She didn't even know, it wasn't her fault.
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anonymous55_fml
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Today, my boyfriend heard me fart in my sleep--it woke him up because it was so loud. Then rather than be understanding like a mature/rational human being, he proceeded to complain about the smell and post the incident on fmylife for strangers to read. FML
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Lady_Bow
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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thefmlman2011
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-facepalm-
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eliz3
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Why do people insisit on rewording FML's in an unfunny way...
This is also clearly fake, we all know girls don't do that ;)
This is also clearly fake, we all know girls don't do that ;)
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easyLAND
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lol