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#5, you're genius.
hahahahahaha
stock up on air fresher. It is a normal human thing to fart in sleep. You probably do it but don't realize it. Grow balls and stop worrying about stuff like this.
See, what you need to learn is the Self-Dutch Oven in vengeance. Next time you let out a big 'un under the covers while she's sleeping, sneak out in such a way that still contains the gases under the blankets. Then turn the lights on. She'll throw the covers over her head to hide from the light.
rude! :P
lmaooo
also, genius #10
Why vengeance? She didn't even know, it wasn't her fault.
Today, my boyfriend heard me fart in my sleep--it woke him up because it was so loud. Then rather than be understanding like a mature/rational human being, he proceeded to complain about the smell and post the incident on fmylife for strangers to read. FML
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Show it anyway-facepalm-
Why do people insisit on rewording FML's in an unfunny way... This is also clearly fake, we all know girls don't do that ;)
lol
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See, what you need to learn is the Self-Dutch Oven in vengeance. Next time you let out a big 'un under the covers while she's sleeping, sneak out in such a way that still contains the gases under the blankets. Then turn the lights on. She'll throw the covers over her head to hide from the light.
stock up on air fresher. It is a normal human thing to fart in sleep. You probably do it but don't realize it. Grow balls and stop worrying about stuff like this.