By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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TheFinestWannabe 3

Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?

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DjeePee 24

Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?

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sleepindevil 15

Pssh you should have been basking in your girlfriends musty gloriousness. YDI

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Carlie_McCartney 1

This is weird. I've seen too many stories like this to believe it. I don't believe that a couple would break up because a partner farted and decided it was too awkward for their relationship to carry on.

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tina1213 0

Wow what a weirdo !! She probably has a Really really low self esteem..

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EvanAGD 7

You should've farted back like morse code!

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HappyPickles 11

woo ... you dodged a bullet there, mate. Not only is/was she such an amazingly immature Princess that she expects to be seen as perfect for her entire life - but she farts!

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Naeeboo 4

oh no, she shoulda excused herself nd farted, then came back. so simple

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