CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Anonymous
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Username
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Anonymous
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Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
pikachu
United States
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
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TheFinestWannabe 3
Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?
DjeePee 25
Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?
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Comments (139)
boopityboppity 11
Perhaps we aren't getting the whole story... I think it very possible that the girlfriend was, for example, saying that she didn't feel comfortable around him all the time, as she would with someone she truly loved. This could very well have just been an example that she provided when the OP asked for one. Then again, she could be psychotic.
Cinn_fml 23
^This. But if we have the whole story, the OP dodged a bullet.
kingfin88 0
First off a girl should never rip ass within hearing distance of anyone and second, way to go buzz killington
Cinn_fml 23
Yeah, Kingfin, because girl's aren't just people too... /sarcasm
xXyour_nameXx 0
was she hot.....?
ShadowLuffer 0
Errr- well that's weird. O.o
95Sins 7
Awkward Indeed
DaFudge 6
Girls don't fart. :/
deviable 9
They fluff.
badmamajama123 0
They toot
Clozzie 0
Thats what i call my farts lol! ;)
brooooks 0
lol you're silly
Carriiee_fml 3
She Must Be Some Girl..
sheisdagirl 0
wow that is new there was a show where the bf broke up with his gf cauz she farted this is the other way around o_o ur so nice not to lik kill her with embarrassment
rattusrattus 19
You mean gassy.
beklyon 7
It's just a natural bodily function. She doesn't have to be so sensitive about it.
kensikos 6
Anal?
don1qot 6
That's what she said. Maybe she had a SHART, and she was just being 'anal.' Just saying.