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Never heard that one from a chick. But I'd slap the bitch that said it and said, "Look c$nt, I didn't know I'd have to throw my dick into a f$cking CONCERT HALL SIZED C$NT! Did you have to f$ck every donkey in Mexico to get a p$ssy that loose or WHAT!" Now guys, be the first one to school and get YOUR story out FIRST! So everyone she told would tell her what they had already heard. Heheheheheh!
He also said it was his first time having sex. How about I rephrase my sentence for all you assholes, "Was it in the right hole?" Jesus Christ.
Ashley, you must be relatively new here and relatively young. *checks Ashley's profile* Right. Let me explain the makeup of FML comments: - 75% worthless drivel - 5% helpful advice or intelligent witticisms - 20% complete and utter stupidity - 5% yelling at morons If people like KaySL didn't exist, those 20% would run rampant around here. Plus, they smell. Is that what you want? Didn't think so. SirEBC: No one is impressed that the King of Togo declared you a knight.
Thanks, Doc, but there was no need to expend your virtual breath on her, if only because her profile bio is of the "ewww what are you looking at this public profile that I wrote for, you must be a perverted rapist" kind. Sigh. And for anyone wondering about Doc's extra 5%, the "5% helpful advice or intelligent witticisms" and "5% yelling at morons" are one and the very same.
1. The 2 5%'s are apparently one and the same, so it adds up. Also apparently intelligent witticism = yelling at idiots, though I would rather point out that it's not yelling at them as much as making insulting fun of them in a loud type. (No, it can't be a voice online, nubs.) 2. We can all leave Ashley alone in the dark on this, the poor freshman, still reeking, has yet to learn that intelligent argument is the best entertainment aside from the FML's on here. DocBastard, you are my hero.
147- And now you're included in it! At first you were one of the cool guys feeling superior because you didn't get in on the stupidity, but now you're excluded from that group because you couldn't resist the urge to tell us how stupid and annoying we are! See how that works?!
Hey, I'm offended by that! I'm not an idiot, I just play one in... real... life..... Damn. You got me. (that's sarcasm for you noobs if you can't tell) Frankly, to be honest, I don't care. I love the long arguments for entertainment value and sometimes say something stupid to continue them.
now I'm not going to say this is purposeless. that would mean that my comment would be as well. but you guys should really shut up. if you want to argue with someone because you are angry or feel you were cheated in life, do it in your private place and time. it makes the human race look as retarded as you look. peace chaps.
Has this finally been settled? : o Oh, and it most definitely was in the right hole. Technically it should've been since OP thought so to himslf after having been asked whether it was or not. It's like this: She asked him if it was in - silently pinning down that she is asking him if he had INSERTED HIS PHALLUS INSIDE HER VAGINA (lol), and he thought "Yes". So it should be settled. What amazes me the most is the fact nobody Even mentioned the possibility of his penis being fairly small. Like seriously - it was the first thing that came to my mind. x)
72- you are an utter retard. way to put your number your profile. do you want to get stalked by creepers? wow lol obviously you do or you are just a desperate ho. idk lol. but dont tell someone to shut up for argueing and using nasty names and then just go and do it yourself. annoying hypocrite.