By anun - 14/01/2014 14:06 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
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Ilovelife07 0

shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"

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Ninjaface 0

Well get off the computer and put that pizza in the oven already! How many times does she have to ask you!?

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beatenbybrisk 0

What is all this talk about women having huge vaginas? I'm tiny, my boyfriend is... well, not, and it always returns to its normal size. FYL for the ego bust, but also FHL.

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Dancergirl7897 1

wow! maybe #27 or 26 or whatever number that person is! maybe he us Asian! GOD DUH!!!!

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canopy19 0

my first time my gf said the same thing to me. sorry man, it's the downside of having a small penis. come to think of it, i don't think there are any upsides.

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KatherineAnne 7

Ur less likely to intimidate! Im not super tight or anything I mean I've been fingered but I'm terrified of actually having sex cuz my bf is huge. Like 9 in. :p

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marycharles 0

oh my god #13 that the last line of ur comment just made my life! teeny peeny hehe

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inssain 0

in the words of Borat, "her vagin is like a wizard's sleeve"

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gamer_girl 0

GAHHH everyone here going "ooh, hes asian" PISS OFF i hate racist assumptions like this my guys asian and hes huge

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timtam24 0

Settle down. BTW, South Park never lies.

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