Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML
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momo3p 22
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These damn bird people

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Avi8r 22
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Well the customer is always right...

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momo3p 22
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These damn bird people

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iMuffinKat 16
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At least the man didn't poop ON his car

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Dune1988 18
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well thats shitty

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Avi8r 22
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I don't see how people can still make this comment and not expected to be buried

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False_Stupidity 41
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I think they do expect to be buried but make the comment anyhow to get it out there or something.

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Avi8r 22
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Well the customer is always right...

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silky_mitts 11
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I heard that it washes off easier than bird poop

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Kallian_fml 21

Don't worry OP, the same thing happened to me at work. But then again, I work with 2 year olds...

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swanheart 35
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Don't think I've ever met a drunk two year old lol

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ragnarok1540 39
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You haven't seen a dunk 2 year old before? I guess you don't watch honey boo boo. I hear that "go-go juice" is 1 part vodka, 1 part coffee, with a splash Mountain Dew thrown in for flavor. Apparently it's all the rage on the playgrounds these days.

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Kallian_fml 21

2 year olds are drunk all the time. Have you never noticed the way they stumble around slurring their words?

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XxDanno316xX 27
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Brace yourselves, the shit puns are coming.

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Fuhkyoo 17
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well that's... unfortunate.

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kenyrabit 25
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To be fair, they had particularly shitty timing.

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Thoricsteam20 24
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Well they weren't lying.

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lexiieeex3 32

Hopefully it wasn't diarrhea Oy

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ragnarok1540 39
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I don't think that's the right kind of "business" that you are looking for. You should redirect the man to the real toilet, down at the police station ...

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Calingaladha 21
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Look at the bright side, nobody will want to steal that good ornament.

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Calingaladha 21
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*hood. Just caught that.

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