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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square
Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML
You haven't seen a dunk 2 year old before? I guess you don't watch honey boo boo. I hear that "go-go juice" is 1 part vodka, 1 part coffee, with a splash Mountain Dew thrown in for flavor. Apparently it's all the rage on the playgrounds these days.
2 year olds are drunk all the time. Have you never noticed the way they stumble around slurring their words?
These damn bird people
Well the customer is always right...