By anun - 14/01/2014 14:06 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
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Ilovelife07 0

shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"

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razz27 0

oh its trade up time cuz that pussy has been used and abused. you dont want to be with a girl that only gets pleasure when she is being fisted.

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ninjasmurf 0

screw u 26.. asians dont have small dicks...

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ETA_fml 0

Oh.. Sad. At my first time I said the exact same :/ And he got kind a sad.. But hey, we went out for 15 months! Practice, practice, practice (;

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DBkkk 0

WTF u talking about? Asians do have small dicks

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iSwag 0

this is obviously the first time this has happened to you which means sex with her must be like throwing a hot dog in a hall way...put your gear on bro because you're going scuba diving

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iSwag 0

this is obviously the first time this had happened to you which means sex with her is like throwing a hot dog in a hall way...put your gear on bro, looks like you're going scuba diving

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Angi95 3

Or a tick tack in a whale's mouth a cigarette in a football stadium. You get the idea.

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