Catch me!

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 00:01

Today, like every month, I have to play hide and seek. Every month? Yeah. My cervix somehow moves around inside me, and if I want to bleed into my menstrual cup and not around it, I have to find and catch my cervix first. FML
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bleachedraven 14

It seems like a cleaner solution to menstrual bleeding than other options, not sure why it would be viewed as disgusting. Just my opinion.

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Doom_Kitty 12

Uhm...why? Everything that you're able to learn about these should actually lead to the exact reverse conclusion. It's the most hygienical solution for menstruating women.

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Darlene King 3

Ha ha ha; I had a mental picture of you on a horse with one of those rodeo ropes going "Yeehaw"!

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CTscan 8

ewww that's one thing I find disgusting is the menstrual cup

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Doom_Kitty 12

Uhm...why? Everything that you're able to learn about these should actually lead to the exact reverse conclusion. It's the most hygienical solution for menstruating women.

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bleachedraven 14

It seems like a cleaner solution to menstrual bleeding than other options, not sure why it would be viewed as disgusting. Just my opinion.

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RichardPencil 30

Just yell, "Ollie, ollie, in come free" and your cervix will have to come out. Ick.

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ekk100 8

Ok, so your menstrual cup shouldn't be anywhere near your cervix, it should sit above the ridge of muscle in your ****** and collect the blood by blocking the entire area of the ******. It sounds like either you aren't using the right size of menstrual cup, it's not fully unfolding once you put it in, the little pin holes are blocked, or you haven't cut enough of the stem off so it's being moved around as you walk.

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