Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
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DrConstantine
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I suggest one last fuck. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."
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Silhouette_fml
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Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... Wait, actually, I am.
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sinceidcishare
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That really sucks.
If she meant that and was nice, she would have at least lied to you to save you the pain.
If she meant that and was nice, she would have at least lied to you to save you the pain.
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PlastikSeraph
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Are you kidding me? Thats the best compliment a woman can give a man.
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supertacowaffle
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Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money....:)
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SiraSiemens
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and boys dont like girls, boys like boobs, ass and pussy. i think it works differently for men and women though
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Unvirtuous
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YDI for picking a superficial girlfriend.
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iliketurtles69
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Well if it's a nice car....
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mikey41414
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No worries, now you know you can bang her until you find a different gf.. (shrug)
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Aldrasio
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Either she's a bitch or you're really boring.
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lnm701
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Well, what kind of car do you drive?
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DrConstantine
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I suggest one last fuck. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."
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kezzamumma
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You are an evil bastard
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krankypoptart
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Honesty. What more can you ask for in a relationship??
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yes_yes_yes
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ahhhhh.... she's progressing nicely into a great gold digger ;) just keep the dough a' rollin'
If you don't like it... be more interesting...=P
If you don't like it... be more interesting...=P
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Dukedj
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I would drop that bitch. The worst thing about people is the fact that some of them use you for personal gain. If she was joking, then that is fine, but if she was serious, I would forget about her.
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Silhouette_fml
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Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... Wait, actually, I am.