Ilovelife07

About Ilovelife07

~ Bored at work a lot ~ Like to laugh ~ Love to talk Message me, i'll reply!

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Ilovelife07's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ottawa - / Tuesday 12 May 2009 14:11 / Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it