Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

By anun - 14/01/2014 14:06 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

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By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

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By Sdutent - 01/03/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML

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You deserved it 7 361

By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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You deserved it 7 568

By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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You deserved it 52 666

By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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You deserved it 8 800

By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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You deserved it 6 161

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2022 18:30 - Turkey

Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML

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You deserved it 481

By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 4 859

Ilovelife07 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:03

shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"

Newbie21 1

Thursday 14 January 2010 18:53

well is it? lol

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perdix 29

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:26

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ipodhacker11208 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 14:51

hahaha

playnejayne 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:50

YDI for having a small penis.

Angi95 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:39

How is it his fault?

Nic_hole 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:51

hahaha #6

teamedwardftw 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:54

jajaja baby dick

duck2121 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:25

YDI for having a small penis.

iBramoh 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:32

you should have told her to tighting up her pussy so she can feel it

Rota 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:32

Definitely should have taken the opportunity to jam it up her ass and then ask if she feels it.

SubjectX 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:33

how does that happen? either you are a pencil, or she's a damn cavern.

onnielief 4

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:39

Wow you must either have a pencil sized dick or be really bad at sex either way FHL, not yours!

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:43

This pisses me off cause it reminds me of how the condom broke on me and my gf about 30 min ago. I'm still kinda nervous.

gamer_girl 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:07

oh man! poor guy, you better get Plan B and fast!!

Angi95 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 6:39

Morning after pill.

hjanelle14 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:14

That's suckish

KatherineAnne 7

Friday 7 October 2011 3:14

My biggest fear... The largest reason I'm still a virgin... :O

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Today, I came home from college to find my favorite silk nightie that I'd left behind being modeled by Bernie, the family dog. Nobody will admit to who put it on him. I don't know what's worse, that my family is a bunch of assholes, or that my nightie is big enough to fit a Saint Bernard. FML

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Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

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Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML

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Today, my son actually tried to get out of being arrested by claiming he was “an agent” and unless they let him go, his employers “from the government” would come looking for him and there would be “consequences”. The officers eventually got their breath back from laughing at him. FML

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Today, while swimming in the ocean, I felt some sand under my wedding ring. I took it off for a second, and got hit by a huge wave. My ring is now lost somewhere in the ocean. FML

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Same thing different taste

Well?

Get on with it

Romance is dead

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