Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

By anun - 14/01/2014 14:06 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

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By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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You deserved it 10 501

Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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You deserved it 7 104

By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 858

You deserved it 6 359

By Sdutent - 01/03/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 229

You deserved it 7 361

By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 131 643

You deserved it 7 568

By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 614

You deserved it 52 666

By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 134

You deserved it 8 800

By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 535

You deserved it 6 161

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 10/10/2022 18:30 - Turkey

Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML

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You deserved it 481

By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 4 859

Ilovelife07 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:03

shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"

Newbie21 1

Thursday 14 January 2010 18:53

well is it? lol

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ERICA833 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 6:00

lol

vince1196 0

Friday 23 July 2010 21:12

that's the worst thing you can ask a guy

iloveTheMiz 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 17:22

First! :D

osirisfrost 0

Monday 16 August 2010 22:37

AH! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Hunts160 5

Wednesday 25 August 2010 6:22

this a repeat

cabadass 0

Friday 3 September 2010 4:34

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

thesoccerking 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:36

IS IT???????

DisappearingRose 18

Monday 13 June 2011 11:37

No big deal. She's probably used to the feeling of tampons.

lostlosers 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 16:43

hahahaha. what a moment ruiner

tristonien 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:30

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Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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Today, I was demoted as a bridesmaid in a wedding because I dyed my hair, and didn't ask permission from the bride to do so. The bride is my sister. FML

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Same thing different taste

Well?

Get on with it

Romance is dead

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