FML : Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!"...

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tony456 - / Monday 11 July 2011 21:08 / United States

Intimacy

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By Blackmail111 | 9

#2870306 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Atleast she swallows...

By laurenzo16 | 0

#2870297 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Kids says some funny stuff :)

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By laurenzo16 | 0

#2870297 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Kids says some funny stuff :)

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2870400 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:17

Goofy goobers.

NoodleBurger | 0

#2870446 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:20

hot.

aprilmayjune93 | 0

#2870467 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:22

gotta love the things kids say

calichik95 | 0

#2870630 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:40

lick my butthole.

salvorican | 24

#2870674 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:45

Um. That's cute 42

lcecreamNSadness | 2

#2870716 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:50

Her brother is a Hero.

z_hamel | 0

#2870812 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 2:01

umm stfu! 48

Epsilonyx | 15

#2870827 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 2:04

yes plz

garrettsgirl | 0

#2871319 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:34

haha the things little kids say

nahgemoohc | 17

#2871331 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:36

At least they weren't REALLY swallowing when he walked in

WHOWASTHEPHONE | 10

#2871380 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:44

Would have been weird if he was right.
Also isn't it better that he said that instead of "MOM, they're about to have SEX!!!!!!"

OWNZ | 0

#2871393 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:46

ya, imagine what he would've said if he in walked on them having sex...

StopDropNRoll | 11

#2871742 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 4:57

they're wrestling?

fthislyfe | 22

#2871810 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:13

alright that was cute! But I wonder how it's an FML!!!

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2871882 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:25

Because her brother probably stopped the sex they were planning in having. he basically fit cock blocked by a 10 year old

coffeygirl12 | 14

#2872037 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:51

haha souds like sumthin my bro would do..& pls excuse the crap spelling (: I'm not grammar crazy..

agaba | 0

#2872057 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:53

134 u mean a 4 year old

mintcar | 9

#2872171 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:12

They were just tasting each others DNA, that's all. :D

YacL | 15

#2872862 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:46

There's DNA in peoples hair... they could taste it that way.

partyfool2011 | 4

#2873031 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:17

25 the girl was jumping on the guy to make his stomach smaller(fml reference)

YacL | 15

#2873045 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:21

Why would she bother? The woman next door will just get on her knees and blow it back up.

mintcar | 9

#2873786 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:03

161, what're you talking about? My comment was not a response.

Ns_Visual | 0

#2874188 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:38

then let's go(; haha nah that's gross....

BADDiam | 4

#2874543 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 14:04

Hey u have the same pic as me..wierd

laurenzo16 | 0

#2876180 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:28

no, I think you have the same picture as me! :O

Kingkiwi | 5

#2876511 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:36

lmfao tht was a good one

lexeous | 4

#2879993 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:43

Nice pic 1..
oh now wait just a second here

Ionodemon1995 | 0

#2880657 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:45

Hi Patrick! :D Hi Patrick.. :l Hi again.. patrick -_-

haggymypants | 3

#2883451 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:37

common now. who stole my pic?

hellokittay | 5

#2886700 - Thursday 14 July 2011 1:38

4 Patrick's :D

gabestar | 4

#2889191 - Thursday 14 July 2011 9:35

that's soo cute lol

Crncj | 0

#2917630 - Monday 18 July 2011 2:05

at least op was still wearing his clothes

grafixxx687 | 0

#3029141 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 14:03

cuuute

By simistar1 | 0

#2870299 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

omg too hilarious haha

Tjack_attack | 0

#2870535 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:31

at least he didn't stay there and watch

jglenn88 | 0

#2870662 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:44

that's true would have made things a lot more awkward.

whybother8 | 0

#2871032 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 2:45

couldve been worse. you couldve been eatin eachother out...

spacemanspiff78 | 7

#2871765 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:02

"Not yet, kid, but give me about 5 minutes"

JoeTheMan12 | 0

#2871915 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:29

guess it's time to fake CPR?

By Blackmail111 | 9

#2870306 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Atleast she swallows...

bobsaggit | 3

#2870583 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:36

lucky bastard

BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#2871070 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 2:49

he's winning

smgboo | 0

#2871538 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 4:12

like Charlie sheen.

Eggers | 2

#2872070 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:54

nice 118, jump on the Charlie Sheen jokes. no one ever uses those.

whatdouwant1237 | 0

#2872198 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:17

dude i found that pic on google

tylersign | 11

#2872300 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:41

Nice 118, you're a killjoy.

Blackmail111 | 9

#2873033 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:18

118 Sigh
Charlie sheen isn't winning he's Bi-Winning get your facts straight

theten_fml | 9

#2873696 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:52

OPs mind: "I WISH!"

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2874756 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 14:48

3- gears of war is SICK!!! I want the 3rd so bad :D

By yvonneftw | 5

#2870311 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:09

Aww, haha kids.

breezie143 | 0

#2871229 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:16

I am a lifeguard and I had one kid come up to me and say 'lifeguard lifeguard that man over there with the hairy back he is watching your bum'

By PaRTy4LyFe | 0

#2870314 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:09

kids say the darnest things:)

dhaworth93 | 8

#2870975 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 2:31

hello beautiful lol hit me up would love to talk to you damn straight sexy ;)

hulabird | 0

#2872191 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:17

that word darnest is like vomit

NirvashType0Spec | 7

#2874079 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:17

I was about to say the same thing lol!

antoniocalos15 | 0

#2875013 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 15:53

is that really your profile pic because if it is i would tap dat

millionaire93 | 0

#2876032 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:13

beat me to it

dlcj22 | 11

#4699054 - Tuesday 17 July 2012 11:58

Lol oh yes they def say the funniest things

By iChel413 | 6

#2870316 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:09

lol little kids are so funny

el_paso_guy89 | 0

#2870921 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 2:19

Most definitely!

wolflover44 | 5

#2871658 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 4:37

I love being on top. Lol... Though am currently boyfriendless. :(

jasminea | 0

#2871838 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:17

122, cool story bro.

proxxX069069 | 7

#2872168 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:11

being on tops always fun :]

By chancellortrab | 0

#2870320 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:09

laying on top?...ooo she's a keeper. ;-)

xoxo_cherri_xoxo | 6

#2873902 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:26

I would give you the thumbs up you deserve but then you would have 70 and there is nothing fun about 70 :P

johnnie254 | 7

#2880158 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:08

I think all guys like it when a girl is on top

By Mythekos | 0

#2870321 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:10

LOL.

wordnerd42 | 0

#2871192 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:10

OMNOMNOM.

lmfaoooooooooo | 4

#2871409 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:48

86 I thumbed u up because ur picture is awesome n I didn't know how to show u

By LacyWings | 3

#2870325 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:10

He's trained to spy. Look out!

ym5 | 0

#2870632 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:41

my pickachu is better

mrredkneck | 2

#2870752 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:54

nice pic

LacyWings | 3

#2871187 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:09

Hah. My pikachu isnt off the internet though! :D

By Onlynamethatwasn | 0

#2870328 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:10

only the girl is swallowing

jackiemoonthepro | 5

#2871025 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 2:43

why would this get thumbed down?!

alexhoen | 0

#2873062 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:25

You don't know that. >_>

C4Z | 0

#2874002 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:55

here i thumbed him up (: now hes at 0

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