Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
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Top comments
Blackmail111 9
Atleast she swallows...
laurenzo16 0
Kids says some funny stuff :)
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Comments (252)
bms1996 12
lmfao
JenDanielle917 13
Well maybe he thinkks his sister is yummy.
ALEXLASFLA 0
well at least ur getting sum
Complaining 13
Her brother has a great imagination.
GoneClubbin 9
and thats the end of that relationship
I_need_a_hero 0
lol this made my night xD .. too funny .
mikaylaraymond 0
haha i wonder what her mom said
JJdaBAMF 0
so this is a fml why?
theboss42 0
o my god that is funny i cant stop laughing!!!
PaRtY4lYfE321 0
haha that happened to me