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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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ahabsfan 14

Saturday 12 September 2020 11:57

If he’s into that I know a girl who likes to use strap-ons on guys and is having a hard time keeping a boyfriend.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 September 2020 8:29

You need to tell him "bi-bi."

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 September 2020 8:29

You need to tell him "bi-bi."

ahabsfan 14

Saturday 12 September 2020 11:57

If he’s into that I know a girl who likes to use strap-ons on guys and is having a hard time keeping a boyfriend.

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 12 September 2020 22:32

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 It's always fun when two FMLs can complete each other 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

protoskore 27

Saturday 12 September 2020 14:18

well, at least the boyfriend is keeping it in the family

gsmalls666 11

Saturday 12 September 2020 15:22

that's hot. I hope u joined in😉

genuinegoodguy 9

Saturday 12 September 2020 23:25

Ex boyfriend?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 13 September 2020 3:03

The cheek of that butt-******* little asshole!

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