By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
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dummbrunette 0

Whenever I meet new people and they tell me their names, I repeat it in a demonic tone. "Hi, I'm Maddison." "MADDISON." :D

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baby_dee97 8

what was it supposed to be?

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baby_dee97 8

what was it supposed to be?

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dummbrunette 0

Whenever I meet new people and they tell me their names, I repeat it in a demonic tone. "Hi, I'm Maddison." "MADDISON." :D

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changetheworld 0

Well if he was nice and funny like you said, that should have turned into one of those little giggle moments and you two would have laughed it off together.

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MrFlintstone 5

Deloris........ so she had a few beers

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darkch0colate 0

maybe he's into ***********?

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SincerelyPsych 0

you're stupid

SincerelyPsych 0

that was for 22

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AsianCookie247 14

yes, 47, its from House Bunny.

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Denikk 0

Haha don't worry about it... I know it's awkward when something like this happens but as you said, you are both into eachother, so stuff like this doesn't really matter.

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PurpleWaffles 2

that's from the house bunny!

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dummbrunette 0

Glad you caught the movie reference! ;)

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blanquito 1

I really want to know what her name is.. Annabel? Amber?

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Hi_Itz_Me 0

Today, I met this really cute girl. We were both really into each other. Everything was going great until she tried to convince me that she was a bear. Now I'm scared.. FML

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yeahasif 6

retarded isn't an insult, don't use it as one

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emodude44 0

Hello DUMBBRUNETTE! YOUR SOLE IS MINE! *steals sole off your plate and runs like hell*

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hcs4life21 0

108 - you mean "is"?

hcs4life21 0

108 - nevermind I reread the comment. my mistake

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cici132 3

that's from house bunny

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Jammy01jams 2

I would have burst out laughing. What is wrong with everybody these days? That's effing hilarious. What did the nice, funny guys do? Hopefully not give you a douchebaggy look. Because then your impressions of him were wrong. lol

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starquality 7

you're a douche :)

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milfagawea 7

introversion, intuition, feeling, judging

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ginniehugs 0

I'm Amber = I'm a bear. yea that sounds bout right

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Iskaria 0

131: Sole is a fish and was spelt as intended. This is always why it was stolen off a plate. Eejits.

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nclark95 0

if u use the term retarded in a derogatory way, it is in fact an insult...sorry to burst ur bubble retard

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EvilPotato 14

ah man, I wanna date a bear, lucky man.

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Andr913 13

I bet it was something that was nothing like Amber...like Jessica, or something.

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bigfoot89 4

what does the thing written on the girls ass in ur dp say?!

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pinkelephunk 0

that house bunny thing is a voice that I've done for years!! it's funny to see them put it in the movie:)

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princess711 0

I like how you just know :P that would make sense

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cookies61889 15

113 don't u mean soul?

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supernerd352 7

you are all wrong it is clearely debby

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punjabi44 0

what kind of name could sound like I'm a bear?

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Bakayarou_fml 0

She meant instead of saying her name, she burped accidentally.. lol @ everyone here trying to figure out the name!

jenn143c 0

I laughed so much!

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OWNZ 0

I got it! It sounds just like D'Brickashaw!!!

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dabom392 4

it could be robear like off of ny ink

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agsilver 14

Lisa? karrie? I think those are plausible ?

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karrie09 0

how does karrie(my name)sound like that?

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forever2life 0

no, your just extremely gross, not to mention retarded.

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hellokittay 5

29- it never said she burped?

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harlsnerdbird 9

First and last? Alma Beyer or something maybe? I know a guy with the last name Beyer

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Fx13mz 7

So how is Charmin working for you?

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AsianCookie247 14

cha-cha-cha!

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F2M2L 5

yeah fyl, you pronounced something wrong. oh no. just laugh it over and say it right! that is, if he didn't take it seriously. then you should just go with it

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AsianCookie247 14

really?... really. facepalm.

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ayooBrandon 12

Annabear doesn't really found like Ima bear

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TheCountess 4

No, but it has the same number of syllables, where as 'Amber' does not. I can see how "I'm a bear" might bring it to mind.

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ddeboer4 9

no. it's "I'm amber". so it does have the same number of syllables.

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TheMess16 3

thats what i said:)

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marinus_fml 19

I think the person that op met was a 5 year old, and ops name is Pedobear...

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darkangel4700 0

I'm srry but how Is that an fml that would be my laugh of the day :) especially if I was the one to have said it if my name was briana I'd introduce myself as BREE BREE :)

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ayooBrandon 12

just a complete fail on your part

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