By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 05:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
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Doortje 29

How romantic. Your brother made sure that your first oral sex experience is one you'll never forget.

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Quasar55_fml 18

I bet he's been refraining just for that one moment :D

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Shadow_Phantom 26

That they are...

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rawr9able 4

O.o ydi for doing that near a bathroom with people in the house. Could of been worse; nothing like a loud ripe shit happening near you.

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zom_fml 10

There aren't many other places she can do it if her room is next to the bathroom and her family are in the house..

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Immersion 0

2 girls ftw pics or it didn't happen :)

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chrstygrl06 10

I just assumed that every1luvsboners. So, naturally figured it was a slip of the finger when the OP sent this FML.

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Quasar55_fml 18

I bet he's been refraining just for that one moment :D

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Doortje 29

How romantic. Your brother made sure that your first oral sex experience is one you'll never forget.

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zom_fml 10

Sucks. Our housemate came in drunk and did this same thing while my bf and I were having sex. He also left us to clean up the vom he'd left all over the toilet seat the next day. :/

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ceva_fml 1

hell of a finish right ?

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Trupe 3

Well at least your girlfriend wasn't the one vomiting.....could be worse.

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DaveOnDope 4

No no no, that costs extra.

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ambowew 7

He must have been peeking and caught you two in the act. Remember that innocent people are in the house, next time.

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DaveOnDope 4

That one wins so far.

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Zebidee 8

Seriously, what the hell, comment bug...

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UpsidedownKayak 9

He probably had himself some rotten fish taco and was feeling the effects. You should be glad that it wasn't your girlfriend that ran to the bathroom to vomit. Just keep yourself cheese free and she will go downtown on you again. Then, you will get your O-face.

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