By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 339
You deserved it 8 101

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Just smile 'n wave boy, smile 'n wave.

Stand tall with pride, that must've been one hell of a fart


Just smile 'n wave boy, smile 'n wave.

penguins of madagascar ftw

Teachers only embarrass you more by saying, 'don't laugh, it's all natural.'

Missyeru 14

Hope you called safety before someone called doorknob!

jairienfaite 20

i would clap and give a props to someone doing this, I pay lunch if that person say that line out loud.

laughtersplay 14

Well do they do say silent but deadly.

laughtersplay 14

Well they*

jojimugo 20

It wasn't silent but deadly it was more like loud , embarrassing and yea most probably deadly

this was sort of the opposite of a silent but deadly...

Not quite the opposite, the deadly part could still be very likely.

Stand tall with pride, that must've been one hell of a fart

If it was one of them plastic chairs, they seem to amplify it

theITguy 9

there's a stinky situation to be in.

asnakelovinbabe 16

Get out.

Well, harsh. Not saying you shouldn't have said it though XD

your comment stinks

Damn my apparent lack of imagination and you #4.

Out of the pan and into the fire by your own design. Nice try, Op. Better luck next time. ;P

martin8337 35

It seems that I would have been the only one in class who would have lol!

Dswank620 18

Right, I would've been laughing my ass off

until you smell it

Dodge4x4Ram 46

you can't win, if you would of sneezed you could have sprayed germs & contaminated others

Only if OP is a jackass and doesn't cover his/her mouth when he/she sneezes.

The best way to avoid spreading germs is to cough or sneeze into the crook of your elbow. And it muffles the sound as a bonus.

It's a gas gas gas

What the fuck fuck fuck?? Are you stuck stuck stuck?? Or you just suck suck suck??

martin8337 35

Jumping Jack Flash.

asnakelovinbabe 16

54 ... Change your username to confusedasfuckfuckfuck. Please.

Well at least you'll be remembered for it

I can see OP being the person in the "most likely to be remembered section" of the yearbook when he/she graduates.

"oh, remember that girl who let out the huge fart? we can't let her out of the yearbook"