By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
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TheNewMirage 10
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Just smile 'n wave boy, smile 'n wave.

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adamo_erebus 26
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Stand tall with pride, that must've been one hell of a fart

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TheNewMirage 10
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Just smile 'n wave boy, smile 'n wave.

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hessel 13
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penguins of madagascar ftw

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TheCanucklehead 22
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Teachers only embarrass you more by saying, 'don't laugh, it's all natural.'

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Missyeru 14

Hope you called safety before someone called doorknob!

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jairienfaite 20

i would clap and give a props to someone doing this, I pay lunch if that person say that line out loud.

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laughtersplay 14

Well do they do say silent but deadly.

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laughtersplay 14

Well they*

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jojimugo 20

It wasn't silent but deadly it was more like loud , embarrassing and yea most probably deadly

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ischneid101 4
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this was sort of the opposite of a silent but deadly...

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Robbieisadowg 16
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Not quite the opposite, the deadly part could still be very likely.

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adamo_erebus 26
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Stand tall with pride, that must've been one hell of a fart

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ChevyRedneck85 13
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If it was one of them plastic chairs, they seem to amplify it

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theITguy 9

there's a stinky situation to be in.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Get out.

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sergei_yusef 11
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Well, harsh. Not saying you shouldn't have said it though XD

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extrasnipes 22
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your comment stinks

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iamtheinsomniac 11
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Damn my apparent lack of imagination and you #4.

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Dracoboxer357 35
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Out of the pan and into the fire by your own design. Nice try, Op. Better luck next time. ;P

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martin8337 35

It seems that I would have been the only one in class who would have lol!

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Dswank620 18

Right, I would've been laughing my ass off

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DQEight 8
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until you smell it

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

you can't win, if you would of sneezed you could have sprayed germs & contaminated others

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annie_nk 22
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Only if OP is a jackass and doesn't cover his/her mouth when he/she sneezes.

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Norvi 26
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The best way to avoid spreading germs is to cough or sneeze into the crook of your elbow. And it muffles the sound as a bonus.

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doodlebug33 20
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It's a gas gas gas

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confusedAsFuck 34
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What the fuck fuck fuck?? Are you stuck stuck stuck?? Or you just suck suck suck??

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martin8337 35

Jumping Jack Flash.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

54 ... Change your username to confusedasfuckfuckfuck. Please.

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nikhilmanuel 10
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Well at least you'll be remembered for it

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eddeeezzyy 19
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I can see OP being the person in the "most likely to be remembered section" of the yearbook when he/she graduates.

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ischneid101 4
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"oh, remember that girl who let out the huge fart? we can't let her out of the yearbook"

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