Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
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cooploops
Memphis, United States
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Michael
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Creepy season is over
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
B-rent
United States
Smells like victory
Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML
Gagging
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Quin
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
Mangler
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Belgium
Precious memories
Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16
YDI. Go shower, OP.
MetalFish 0
Dude, get a ******* wash... and take that gerbil out your arse.
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Burgessnk 0
So it's true that stinky people have no idea that they smell. We get so many in at work and I always wonder.
nycy 0
I have wondered why the stinky kids in my class don't ever realize they stink.
5t3ff1k4h 44
They've smelled for so long they don't recognize their own scent anymore. It happens. They just get used to their stench. :/
TropicalTulipz 0
maybe u need a full body clemical peel then shower regularly im guessin
green_eyes124 0
Do you mean chemical?
5t3ff1k4h 44
75- No! Clemical! It's new and improved. Hottest thing on the market!
green_eyes124 0
Haha I said that the wrong way. should have said "you mean chemical." Anyway... how is the clemical peel, have you tried it?! : )
5t3ff1k4h 44
Naw, too many clemicals in it for my sensitive skin. You should try it, though!
green_eyes124 0
Ah, I see. I might.. I'll let you know if I do ; )
5up3rTAN 0
haha this made my stomach muscles ache a bit from laughing
Comet6000 0
My dick?
FireBug24_7 0
They say go shower, but I have a better idea..... add washing your laundry, with detergent and fabric oftener, to that as well as lots of Febreze and brush your teeth! Hygiene noob.......
FerrariCake 2
Did you put your gerbil somewhere you shouldn't have?
bachooka 5
win!!!
FerrariCake 2
Obviously a Freudian slip, adan. A peek into your subconscious... we know what's on your mind.
imonaboat79 2
personal hygiene is your friend.
aardvarkish 16
it's probably something you ate
I_iz_special 0
Someone is talking about their life goals. ; )