By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16

YDI. Go shower, OP.

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MetalFish 0

Dude, get a ******* wash... and take that gerbil out your arse.

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Burgessnk 0

So it's true that stinky people have no idea that they smell. We get so many in at work and I always wonder.

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nycy 0

I have wondered why the stinky kids in my class don't ever realize they stink.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

They've smelled for so long they don't recognize their own scent anymore. It happens. They just get used to their stench. :/

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TropicalTulipz 0

maybe u need a full body clemical peel then shower regularly im guessin

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green_eyes124 0

Do you mean chemical?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

75- No! Clemical! It's new and improved. Hottest thing on the market!

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green_eyes124 0

Haha I said that the wrong way. should have said "you mean chemical." Anyway... how is the clemical peel, have you tried it?! : )

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Naw, too many clemicals in it for my sensitive skin. You should try it, though!

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green_eyes124 0

Ah, I see. I might.. I'll let you know if I do ; )

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5up3rTAN 0

haha this made my stomach muscles ache a bit from laughing

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FireBug24_7 0

They say go shower, but I have a better idea..... add washing your laundry, with detergent and fabric oftener, to that as well as lots of Febreze and brush your teeth! Hygiene noob.......

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FerrariCake 2

Obviously a Freudian slip, adan. A peek into your subconscious... we know what's on your mind.

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I_iz_special 0

Someone is talking about their life goals. ; )

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