Relatable, Awkward and Health: Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

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Same thing different taste

By cooploops - 31/01/2015 15:13 - United States - Memphis

Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By Michael - 05/06/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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Smells like victory

By B-rent - 18/03/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML

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Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML

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By Mangler - 22/06/2010 13:49 - Belgium

Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML

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ohthebloodygore 16

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:00

YDI. Go shower, OP.

MetalFish 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:02

Dude, get a ******* wash... and take that gerbil out your arse.

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denigma 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 4:39

whoa...t.m.i

eytanrodin 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 4:58

It could be your laundry detergent, the lack thereof, or the way you wash your clothes. If you care enough, you'll figure it out. Good luck!

slowtogrow 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 5:28

axe double pit to chesty

rockstatic 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 5:31

Go to a doctor and see. I bet it's something in your diet, or maybe some medication you're on.

Ladyvamptress 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 5:34

I'm not sure if you're a guy or girl OP, but my niece had a very bad smell, just like road kill, and we tries so hard to get rid of the smell, bit it wouldn't go away... after a month of doing different things, we discovered she had a urinary tract infection caused by an antibiotic she took a month before the smell started. it could be that? However, if you're a guy, I don't think this applies to you, but I agree, it may still need medical attention as others have said. goodluck!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 25 September 2010 6:49

That is vile. Poor girl.

chuck_yams 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:09

nasty

rwctkd95 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 5:48

wash your clothes nasty.

megannnchristine_fml 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 5:49

you should take a shower or wash your clothes (:

saamsonite 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 5:49

bathe once in a while lol

Sonfang 19

Saturday 25 September 2010 6:14

I liked the anal carcass better! LOL

canzo378 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 6:17

you are already dead and you didn't realize it yet... let go of this world and get ready to travel to the netherland...

rasellersjr 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 18:07

Aren't the Netherlands cold? I'd rather go to the Florida Keys... j/k First try better hygiene, your house odor may also be the cause, especially if you own animals (dogs, cats, or ferrets) and they aren't well kept. I noticed that whenever I picked up my son from his mothers he smelled fowl. She had 6 dogs in the house... Kind of hard not to stink living with so many creatures! Sorry if I just offended anyone, but yeah, you... If that doesn't work, seek medical help.

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