Kids: Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling...

By cooploops - 31/01/2015 15:13 - United States - Memphis

Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

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Hyperviolence

By julieseattle - 28/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML

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By Where is it coming from?! - 10/06/2014 02:46 - United States - Brightwood

Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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Foul

By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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Good smell

By smellslikeroses - 30/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML

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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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By Cass - 29/03/2012 02:03 - Australia

Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML

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marcmaralou 15

Sunday 1 February 2015 12:17

from my experience, you usually can't smell your own BO as well as others might be able to ... must have been baaaad

lex1459 38

Sunday 1 February 2015 12:16

It's okay OP, happens to the best of us. Honestly at least now you'll be hyper aware of it and it probably won't happen again.

Comments

AGB10 19

Sunday 1 February 2015 12:11

This is one stinker of an FML

arrow007archer 19

Monday 2 February 2015 0:27

Just no.

mstoock 12

Sunday 1 February 2015 12:12

Maybe try some deodorant? Shower everyday too.

ashieme2009 12

Monday 2 February 2015 17:50

It is actually worse for your skin and hair to shower everyday. It is recommended to shower every two to three days

morgasshk 14

Monday 2 February 2015 23:36

Stuff everyone's skin. worry about everyone around you thinking you smell like arse! Lol

hduebdo 14

Wednesday 4 February 2015 0:33

That's disgusting. Showers should be daily.

Renee4Echelon 15

Sunday 31 May 2015 6:06

that is disgusting. What is #36 even talking about? Showers are daily. If possible they should be taken up to three times.

SwagLord99 11

Sunday 1 February 2015 12:14

Damn that stinks.

ItsAUnicorn 27

Sunday 1 February 2015 12:15

Could've bought your anti-transpirant right there, missed a shot!

lex1459 38

Sunday 1 February 2015 12:16

It's okay OP, happens to the best of us. Honestly at least now you'll be hyper aware of it and it probably won't happen again.

Kittyphysics 21

Tuesday 3 February 2015 23:49

yup. this is how you develop an obsessive compulsive habit

marcmaralou 15

Sunday 1 February 2015 12:17

from my experience, you usually can't smell your own BO as well as others might be able to ... must have been baaaad

MCRbae 17

Sunday 1 February 2015 12:17

This has probably happened to most people, at least you know now

Brandi_Faith 33

Sunday 1 February 2015 23:27

Unfortunately this happens to most people at some point and a lot (if not most) of the time they're unaware because they can't smell it themselves and no one says anything cause they don't want to embarrass the other person. Hopefully this isn't something that happens all the time and you've just been unaware of it. Maybe try a clinical deodorant op.