Relatable, Awkward and Health: Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

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Same thing different taste

By cooploops - 31/01/2015 15:13 - United States - Memphis

Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By Michael - 05/06/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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Smells like victory

By B-rent - 18/03/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML

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Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML

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By Mangler - 22/06/2010 13:49 - Belgium

Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML

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ohthebloodygore 16

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:00

YDI. Go shower, OP.

MetalFish 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:02

Dude, get a ******* wash... and take that gerbil out your arse.

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omgpotato 5

Saturday 25 September 2010 6:28

man that sucks

rbserrano 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 6:35

maybe ur a dead animal carcass

rbserrano 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 6:36

sexy

glambert1998 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 6:39

soap werks ya know

emeralz1 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 6:40

I want to know why now too! WTF how odd?!

ke59100 1

Saturday 25 September 2010 7:15

you should probably stop rubbing yourself with dead animals before hanging out with your friends

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Saturday 25 September 2010 7:36

YDI for fornicating with roadkill, for not bathing, for not doing laundry, for felching, for shoving rodents in your rectum, and for rolling around in the horses' stalls on your farm. Or were you in that "lady"'s yoga class?

D13g0 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 7:44

thats a crazy question to ask. and i think he was serious about it to. Are u some type of hunter that walks around with dead animals on his back? .. or maybe u pulled a bear grills, you gutted a camel and slept inside it.... if you did ur awesome!

ninja_9881 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 8:20

haha

JokingJoe 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 8:43

close your legs.

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