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I think you know you deserved that one...don't think the kid did though.
What the hell did the poor pizza guy do to deserve seeing your sorry arse? Seriously dude. Time to get a new hobby or at the very least a dog!
Perdix, the Original Poster didn't state it's gender. So, do you think the little boy will still be grateful if it was a guy (I'm being sarcastic, yet, curious at the same time)?
I remember that there was an earlier FML about a pizza guy having to see three naked overweight teenagers with body acne in a row. I always wondered why they did it, guess now I know ... *shudders*
Welcome to the sex offenders registry.
Did you not have a peep hole to see who the hell was at your door? And wtf - naked - at this time of year in NOVA SCOTIA?! YDI for taking the dare in the first place. There's always the word "no" in all languages !
FT kids L , seriously ! Poor thing!
What happened to looking out the window to see if the pizza guy was really there?
You are assuming that the OP is female? Nowhere it is mentioned that the OP is female?
I'm guessing OP is female. Guys don't really answer doors baked for pizza guys.
Plenty of people order pizzas while 'baked'! Haha.
I answer the door for pizza guys baked all the ti..... wait you meant naked?.....
It was a dare. OP didn't say he/she was trying to seduce the pizza guy.
55 yeah ordering pizza while baked is very common ha
Yeah they do. When guys get the munchies from getting baked, they order pizza
Wow just wow!
:O what an insightful choice of words!
He got to see the goods without even taking you to dinner first? Score 1 for he neighbor boy.
I don't think guys really have "goods" lol
48, I agree with you. I believe they have "packages."
Since in my mind, I assumed female, I have the wierdest boner right now.
If its a big dick then they do
You said "neighbor boy". How is that not gender specific?
No and no. I believe he was thumbed down for lack of common sense. First of all, how many guy play truth or dare with each other unless with girls, and secondly, I highly doubt any guy would do that anyway because most delivery guys are males.
Common sense goes a long way.
Well, you and your friends are not normal.
-7 I have to agree. I dont think there's any better way to put it, other than OP is a moron, and totally deserved it.
He might be a moron for going to such an extreme but when I was with my friend and some girls, they put makeup on us and we talked really flamboyant when we answered the door for the pizza guy. It was just a prank and OP isnt alone in his quest to creep out the pizza guy. OP should've looked out a window or peephole or something though
Hello, my name is chris haaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnmssssasseeeeeeennnnnnn
Scarred for life! Poor kid!
Scarred? Poor kid? This kid will be coming by more often, I assure you.
Unless OP is a boy. The it's more of a "**** the little boy's life".
Unless OP is hot.
Whats with the lack of normal people on fml today? OP totally deserved it and the kid's life sucks.
I'm sure most little kids have seen a naked body on TV nowadays.
Wher I come from, doors have this awesome device you can look through to check who's at the door.
Exactly what I'm thinkin'!
A window? :D
As an ex-pizza deliverer, I would like to say "Eww, don't answer the door naked. Your attention seeking is not a good thing"
I delivered pizza for 4 years on and off. So I know exactly what you mean. We get all varieties of people so adding "naked customer" to the list isn't needed.
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I think you know you deserved that one...don't think the kid did though.
He got to see the goods without even taking you to dinner first? Score 1 for he neighbor boy.