Smells like victory

By B-rent - 18/03/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML
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DocBastard 38

Vegetarians can get bent. Mmmmmmm...Labrador retrieverburger... What, too soon?

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Well, the smell of other animals cooking smells good so why shouldn't dogs and cats right?! :D ...right..?

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Boredumm 6

lol probably smelled like a BBQ xD

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Jakub89 0

Wrong, probably smelled like Chinese food. Yum!

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pink_raindrops 26

I bet it was like chinese food. There was this restaurant in the city that got shut down for serving dog meat while my friend was there eating.

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musicfreak9821 6

oh god I would have vomitted on their face! ugh

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Rafid 0

wth. just. what. the. hell.

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forbiddenfruit69 3

Joe Walker, ftw! lol

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Capt_Oblivious 10

That's considered a delicacy in some places.

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SkateboardGirl88 11

like China and India!

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TayonaC 10

watch bizarre foods!

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Wirebiter 0

I wouldn't say a delicacy. But you can choose your own dog to have butchered in parts of China.

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Jonny_Trump 0

It's a joke. Asian food is often joked as being cat or dog meat. Especially Chinese.

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Suchagoonnn 4

it actually is. i know chinese eat dog and some koreans do too but it is illegal and looked down upon.

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kathcduri 3

it's not illegal in china or Korea to eat dogs or cats. that's dumb. why would it be? it's just a very old outdated tradition that people don't do anymore.

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Rafid 0

17 u r miss informed viets eat dogs not chinese

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zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0

15- I believe you were misinformed as of how to spell misinformed.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well you know what they say: if it smells good, eat it!!(:

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TayonaC 10

or if it looks good, eat it... that reminds me of andrew Zimmerman I really should stop watching that show so much o_O

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Kitties rock m/ >.< m/ as a matter of fact it's in my description that I like kitties XD

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atthegates 0

I like kitties too....extra BBQ sauce pls

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testthecoal 5

You know what makes me hungry? Not you. Only doc and boners stir up a primordial sate for awesomeness

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SilenceIsSilver 0

I'm sorry. That's creepy as ****. FYL OP :/

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Residence_fml 4

I'm gonna say YDI because what first was "delicious" and a "hunger-inducing" smell now is plain stench just because you now know what it is. It's not fun to know that it's cremated dog and other dead animal smell but still..

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ilovepoppa 0

Well today I was walking to school and I smelt this yummy fruit salad smell that made me so hungry.. turns out to be someone garbage on the curb..

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khaya 9

This is what makes serial killers.

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