Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Creepy season is over
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Smells like victory
Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
Precious memories
Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16
YDI. Go shower, OP.
MetalFish 0
Dude, get a ******* wash... and take that gerbil out your arse.
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Comments (182)
chuck_yams 0
yeah, anal is much better.
ninja_9881 0
most liking yur not gonna get laid
deltako_isgee 0
Remove The Gerbil Out Your Ass! ahaha Jk OP :) Hmmm You Know They Invented Something Called A "Shower" Oooooooo Fascinating Huhhh!? :P Yeah I Think You Should Use It:)
georggx 3
er no go and have a bath then?
beckybecks20 8
gross much ?
syedlink27 0
they're prolly not gonna be your friend long..
Illyssa_fml 4
hmm..it'd probably be a good idea if you showered every once in a while..
xgetxbentx 13
ydi there's many ways to prevent smelling bad perfume/cologne, deodorant, soap, body wash, just basic hygene is really all it takes....
BeautifulDizaztr 0
Lol. Take a shower, brush your teeth, and change your underwear everyday! Note to OP: Contrary to popular belief, underwear does NOT have 4 good sides (front, back, inside, & out). You probably smell like a mixture of cheese and farts.... filthy McNasty...
triggerit 5
it is your natural smell... be proud of it... nobody has such stink...