Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
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cooploops
Memphis, United States
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Michael
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Creepy season is over
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
B-rent
United States
Smells like victory
Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML
Gagging
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Quin
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
Mangler
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Belgium
Precious memories
Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16
YDI. Go shower, OP.
MetalFish 0
Dude, get a ******* wash... and take that gerbil out your arse.
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ReeNAh 0
Take a shower!!
nikalb3 0
wash that ass
mackalpha 0
wow, Yur so pretty!!
LisaBanana 0
Worst FML ever. Go take a damn shower!
tbfldftba 0
OP, commenters are cruel, it is the way of the internets. But in all seriousness I would recommend talking to your doctor about it if it's not a hygiene issue. There are medical conditions which can cause a person to have a noticeable odor no matter how clean they are, no mater what they wear to cover it. These conditions can often be kept under control with specific diets and medical treatments. I wish you the best.
MetalFish 0
odor? OMG you take the 'U' out of Odour now? Do Americans not like the letter 'u' or something?
Cinn_fml 22
tbfldftba has a very good point. It might also be that something has managed to get into your floorboards/pipes/car and died there and that the smell is cling to you, OP.
ashrandom 0
maybe they were kidding?
Shaggy_92 5
wash ur ass. nasty asss
HappyPickles 11
apparently OP, you also have no idea on at least one of the following: cleaning either yourself or your clothes; or buying deodorant
akaashR 0
why does your friend know what they smell like? o.O
starberries 0
Is it really that amazing to think the friend has smelled a dead rat or something at some point in their life?
futrdoc 0
Trimethylaminuria