Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
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_kyleG_ 34
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Welp, time to amputate. There's no other way.

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pleasedie 22

Now that's just gross

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AirBusDriver 23

Well that just plain stinks.

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tinytyler 12

No clue why this got down voted. It's only a pun for gods sake

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AlwaysWatching 27
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You must be new here, #68

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Birdclawz 17
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Sounds like a pretty stinky situation.

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PePziNL 20

IN THE NAAAAME OF LOOOVE

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laden_swallow09 34
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BEFORE YOU BREEEEAK MY HEAAAAARRT…

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43bubba34 25
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THINK IT OOOVER!!!!

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Ava_Darkflame 26

What the fuck happened here?

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dantee2005 33

Is she hobo or hobbit?

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PePziNL 20

Bitch my gurl aint no Hobbit! ~Kanye West

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pleasedie 22

Now that's just gross

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sunnyskys 25
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Don't play footsie you might catch something and it isn't a big toe lol

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Schala360 27
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urmahgerd, air freshener that shit

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bdsmslave 18
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It's time to give her a foot massage... using industrial cleaner as massage oil.

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Ms_ValS 27
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You would be willing to touch them?

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nonononononono_fml 16
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Better learn to keep the air freshener handy!!

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Schala360 27
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I honestly cant see why our posts are getting down voted, just because we aren't sucking up to OP doesn't mean we have to get down voted

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chinaski7628 32
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Why cover up the smell when it can (most likely) be eliminated?She may have a fungus. Or it's bad hygiene. Both of those are easily taken care of. Either way, air freshener will only mask the problem. The girlfriend needs to fix the problem.

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nonononononono_fml 16
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Well I was thinking more Febreeze, covering it up and eliminating it all together but either way I was just kidding.

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drrobotnik1 18
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unfortunately, that's the rule around here.

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Schala360 27
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#44 yeah well its a shit rule

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19990231 29

Get her some foot powder or something to take care of that...

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tranced_ 44
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time to take her to the shower and slyly wash her feet ;)

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cfojo 19
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Or she can go wash her own damn feet cuz that's nasty

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Darkness_Hate 29
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Get kinky then give her a feet massage.

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sstahpp 33
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Would you like some toast with that jam?

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lulinator 40
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Someone needs a shower. Or some Dr. Scholl's.

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