Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
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cooploops
Memphis, United States
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Michael
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Creepy season is over
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
B-rent
United States
Smells like victory
Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML
Gagging
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Quin
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
Mangler
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Belgium
Precious memories
Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16
YDI. Go shower, OP.
MetalFish 0
Dude, get a ******* wash... and take that gerbil out your arse.
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haitilover 0
uhhhh ok how the poo is this an fml dude like go get a life and do sumthin with urself
Efilyn 0
You guys don't know the circumstances. For all we know, OP could be showering twice a day. Maybe it's a medical condition. Anyway the friend probably was right but we don't know why.
gigglebritches 0
If you actually smelled like a dead animal carcass I'm pretty sure someone would have told you before now, it's not a smell you can ignore.
Anarkhy 0
change everything you do
inukitsie 0
It's called soap, OP... Soap.
SkullCanddi 0
Because You Need OLD SPICE, So You Can Smell Like A Man. I'm On A Horse.
Stupified 0
Yes.
Addi123 0
hahaha 67 best comment!!! :) I love old spice!
gigglebritches 0
I was just watching that commercial! Lol
dieguito123 0
that's f***ing nasty, how could you not tell?
robc32ca 4
halitosis
wwerulez14 6
How about you invest in some body spray and Febreeze? and btw, I also don't understand how people can't tell that they smell; after gym class I can tell even the SLIGHTEST bit if I smell and if I do, I have bodyspray. but I don't usually because I shower regularly and wear deodorant. if you don't, do society a favor-> TAKE A SHOWA :D
urmom328 0
maybe you can be in the wild bour family. they would probebly accept you. YDI
Trollz4daLULZ 1
*boar *probably