uhhhh ok how the poo is this an fml dude like go get a life and do sumthin with urself

You guys don't know the circumstances. For all we know, OP could be showering twice a day. Maybe it's a medical condition. Anyway the friend probably was right but we don't know why.

If you actually smelled like a dead animal carcass I'm pretty sure someone would have told you before now, it's not a smell you can ignore.

change everything you do

It's called soap, OP... Soap.

Because You Need OLD SPICE, So You Can Smell Like A Man. I'm On A Horse.

that's f***ing nasty, how could you not tell?

halitosis

How about you invest in some body spray and Febreeze? and btw, I also don't understand how people can't tell that they smell; after gym class I can tell even the SLIGHTEST bit if I smell and if I do, I have bodyspray. but I don't usually because I shower regularly and wear deodorant. if you don't, do society a favor-> TAKE A SHOWA :D

maybe you can be in the wild bour family. they would probebly accept you. YDI