By yogapants - Switzerland
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
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  zp5  |  4

you shouldve blamed it on the person right next to you.

then once everyone was staring at you, you shouldve ran.

btw did someone die?
I bet someone smelled it then died right in front of you.
and that was part of the reason you giggled.

  coco_MOO  |  0

"alright ladies, take a deep breath in, & slowly put yourself in the doggie position." (or whatever it's called)

*everyone slowly moves up*

"ahhh!! -giggles- I tooted!!!"

class: 0______o !

  Sonfang  |  19

Sorry op that sucks, but when doing yoga and you smush some of those intestinal spots, gas that was trapped is let out. Unfortunately you did the worst thing brought attention to yourself :( I know from several different experiences in different classes you should just act like it didn't happen. Meh, just let it go and continue class...everyone farts!