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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML

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Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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iwadasn 32

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:50

Wasn't there an FML about a dead mouse in a dishwasher not too long ago? How do people not notice these things?

24788 6

Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:19

Why do you keep dead rats in your dryer? It's not a good place to keep them. I prefer the fridge so they stay fresh.

Comments

waterynuggets 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:26

FYL. We have a mouse, but haven't seen it in a while - crap! How did you not smell that after all this time..?

tyhillman 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:56

Maybe roasted vermin just smelled nice for a while until he started to sweat lol

emziee 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:20

haha

iamthestig 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 10:11

YDI for not sweating heavily

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:50

Wasn't there an FML about a dead mouse in a dishwasher not too long ago? How do people not notice these things?

Fenali 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 5:14

Because they have better things to do than go on fmylife every day. You, apparently, don't.

nando92 0

Friday 2 October 2009 18:14

owned x10

Wealthyparrot 9

Tuesday 21 May 2013 23:23

They don't notice because they're too dumb to find answers, and assume their first guess is correct. Seriously, "it's not because I sweat heavily"? Your cloths wouldn't have acquired a NEW smell from sweat you've produced ALL YOUR LIFE.

jimmyjimjobobo 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:56

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ifinishlast 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:01

how did you not notice the rat after the 1st 1 or 2 washes.

jimmy34_fml 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 0:04

Cuz its a dryer...

DrunkenValor 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:14

Maybe he thought it was that raggy ole' towel he takes to palmsdale with him. You need to clean that thing a couple dozen times to wash away the despair.

DrunkenValor 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:32

I have made the mistake many many times.

24788 6

Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:19

Why do you keep dead rats in your dryer? It's not a good place to keep them. I prefer the fridge so they stay fresh.

Soup_fml 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:26

When my parents recently replaced their old oven that had been there forever, there was a dead mouse caught in the wiring in the back of it. The last time we had mice in that house was like 15 years ago, when I was a little kid. The thing was pretty much mummified.