Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
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cooploops
Memphis, United States
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Michael
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Creepy season is over
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
B-rent
United States
Smells like victory
Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML
Gagging
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Quin
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
Mangler
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Belgium
Precious memories
Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16
YDI. Go shower, OP.
MetalFish 0
Dude, get a ******* wash... and take that gerbil out your arse.
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MangoFruit 0
i know what it fells like for a whole week i smelt of fish because a fish oil tablet broke on me and i tried lemon juice, solvo, parsely and radox in the shower and it wouldnt come out:( but it did make my skin smooth!!!
kellb11 0
f*** your friend!
SaintE_fml 0
go wild stinky
sarahgirly10 0
yum.
mars_blackman 0
some actual advice... increase your water intake. water! not pop, juice, or coffee... just plain old water. rather than sweating out the toxins, you'll pass it in your urine, thereby killing off your b.o. aside, showers are hype. take some.
phantomofmusic 0
That was exactly what I was going to suggest. Also, avoid all fast food and eat more vegetable. All the junk in fast food is bad for your body and comes out in the smell of your BO.
DisappearingRose 18
Try new body gel or deodorant
jkgfdxb 0
eeyuck that's kinda gross. deoderant and a shower might help?
tralalafifa 0
They were probably just kidding. you know boys lol thy kid all the time XD
tralalafifa 0
woops. i ment * They
deebo77 0
you probably smell more like sex panther.
jkgfdxb 0
hahaha sex panther?
testosticor 4
60% of the time, it works every time.
Cinn_fml 22
According to QI the hawthorn flower smells like both death and sex due to a common chemical. So you might have been more correct then you realised :P
WannabeJew 0
Actually, there are medical disorders that cause folks to smell terrible. If showering and deodorant doesn't work, you might want to see a doctor. No joke. Excessive body odor can be a sign of failing liver and kidney function, wherein toxins aren't expelled properly and build up. Diabetes can cause ketoacidosis, which causes distinct odor. Also, metabolic disorders and overactive thyroids. A close friend of mine started to smell terrible when he hit 13, but he showered regularly and used good deodorant. He was teased so badly he tried to kill himself, then he finally got proper attention. He was diagnosed with a metabolic disorder, but had to go through tons of tests to rule out everything above.
chuck_yams 0
aka, u are a special child.