Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
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cooploops
Memphis, United States
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Michael
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Creepy season is over
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
B-rent
United States
Smells like victory
Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML
Gagging
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Quin
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
Mangler
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Belgium
Precious memories
Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16
YDI. Go shower, OP.
MetalFish 0
Dude, get a ******* wash... and take that gerbil out your arse.
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ohthebloodygore 16
YDI. Go shower, OP.
Stupified 0
Ydi for smelling like a dead animal carcass. live animal carcasses are much better
daddyceelo 0
no, ydi
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Walk through a carwash and scoop the fungus out from under your rolls.
ladies_man217 0
it's called deodorant op. they sell it in most stores nowadays. if you really wanna get rid of that smell, you could also invest into this thing called shampoo
Stupified 0
Op that really stinks.. oh wait, it's just you
KingDingALing 9
Shower, deoderant, and cologne should fix the smell, OP.
FerrariCake 2
#17... "dead animal carcass" is not a "double negative". The concept you are looking for is "redundant". A "redundancy" occurs when the same idea is expressed twice in succession, as in this case: dead carcass. Since "carcass" already means "dead", then "dead animal carcass" is redundant. Now you know.
zp5 4
well neither do we op. instead of telling us this, you should go take a shower.
I_iz_special 0
17 a double negative is something along the lines of "I will not never go on FM"L, this translates into "I will go on FML". What you are thinking of is redundency. Op I've told you once I'll tell you again stop eating dead cows. Sheesh!
zp5 4
#32 redundant people are redundant. that is redundancy.
MangoFruit 0
HAHAHAHA ROFL:)
MangoFruit 0
oh and HAHAHAHA ROFL to number 24
pingpongpenguin 3
number 17 said it's "like" a double negative, so it makes sense to me.
Alkix 2
You forgot "So fix it." or was it, "So fix yourself."
destineydeon 0
win.
Haha_Owned3 6
YDI for your friend thinking you smell like a dead carcass and you not knowing why.
marlaineeeee 0
that's pretty gross. op, how do you let yourself get like that? ew. you're friend should have thrown a bar of soap at your head so maybe you'd take a hint!
cruxx 0
YUM
zanguard 0
Stop eating roadkill, you'll be fine!
_TONGAN_ 5
OP are you the same guy who masturbated with a "stuffed" animal in the other FML Earlier?
chili10 18
17 I believe you mean that "dead animal carcass" is redundant.
the_flirtt 0
take a shower.
TheNewGuy03 28
22 -- if you asked me, if we're dealing with living animal carcasses, then we have problems other than smells to deal with. ya know, like survival. 37 -- a lot of us already eat dead cows on a regular basis. got beef??!?!? |the kid|
AlyWallyy 0
#1, I really like your attitude. I agree that people she use their own pictures and not act fake.
laxgirl17 5
that's so hot
HappyPickles 11
In fact, in this case, rather than simply calling it redundancy, you could call it tautology, or even a pleonasm. Now we all know that too :o)
Mikki4321 0
I think you mean pleonasm.
evamusical 12
A DEAD animal carcass? Wow... Ever seen a living one?
Steffi 26
OP doesn't know why they smell bad, so it probably doesn't have much to do with bad hygiene.
chelly_bee 0
hahah fail! maybe take a shower and you won't smell!!
adddadancer 0
I have a friend like this.. well not a friend someone we all make fun of... idk how one persons odor can stink up a whole room
BahahahLOL 0
yea mang, take a godamn shower you hobosexual
HappyPickles 11
@46 Te-he ... I like your candour :o)
skydryice 0
showers?
brennboo 3
deodorant?
77taylah33 0
perfume?
josh5634 0
C-c-c-combo Breaker!
metal8214 0
yummy
ripstick360 0
lol
MetalFish 0
Dude, get a ******* wash... and take that gerbil out your arse.
coco_MOO 0
LOL, win. (: I used to have gerbils but they died ; & trust me they don't smell like roses D:
CRAZYBISCUIT 7
They do if you keep them clean
rasellersjr 0
Poor Lemmewinks!
kappaaa 12
How pointless of an FML?
Juneyah1017 9
change your perfume
mattman1994 0
yeah, Essence of Roadkill just isn't cutting it OP
GluttunousQueen 0
lmfaoo, win XD!!
h2opoloplaya 0
they're using steel panther
SarahMarie83 0
.....and your underpants, please.
ChibiGirl5 0
op is a guy lol
NickiJ386 0
wow...
Cinn_fml 22
Check your car? :P Or shower more often, or change your perfume. I'm sure you might be able to locate the source of the smell if you look (or do I mean smell?) hard enough.