Intimacy and Miscellaneous: Judgmental much!?

Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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You deserved it 4 790

By MyLifeSucks - 15/04/2013 22:11 - United States - Houston

Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

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You deserved it 1 932

By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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Mum

By mummer11 - 15/11/2013 17:49 - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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You deserved it 3 126

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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You deserved it 3 637

By love you too mommy - 27/01/2014 19:26 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML

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LittleMissMack 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:48

Ugh I hate parents like that. Would they rather you're on birth control or you tell them you're pregnant.

Betty7 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:47

oh come on... its just birth control.

Comments

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:44

response. "yep, you raised me right ya ****"

look_its_me 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:07

this.

kevinwestonjonah 0

Friday 19 March 2010 6:37

well maybe if u weren't such a *****.....

rachelliz 1

Saturday 29 May 2010 6:18

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tribalboy815 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 15:17

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 9 June 2010 16:15

rachel: because it isn't.

lindsaylu98 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 5:31

maybe shes not having sex maybe she has really bad periods... did anyone think about tht???

Chad_the_Brony 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 11:12

^Seems Legit

pandaRanda 0

Friday 27 April 2012 4:17

Lol yeah she a butch callin you a *****

smump 0

Friday 27 April 2012 16:58

As long as it is safe its fine. Also OP never said she was a teen.

Alexweber929 14

Saturday 12 January 2013 10:34

She still lives with mommy and mommy was searching her room, and she was hiding booze in her room and was freaking out about it, shes a teen

neonoodle 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:46

Today, I found all these empty alcohol bottles and birth control pills in my daughter's room. It turns out I raised a *****. FML.

Betty7 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:47

oh come on... its just birth control.

greendaygirl999 5

Wednesday 30 June 2010 7:11

Exactly. Shouldn't her mom at least be happy that her daughters being safe about having sex? Granted, she shouldn't be doing it in the first place, but it's better than being one of those stupid bitches who think the pull out method is legit. Anyway she could just be on the pill so she wouldn't have to deal with a period every month.

cocainewhore 30

Sunday 5 October 2014 11:12

#102 I don't think it's fair to say that the OP shouldn't be having sex. As long as she's of legal age and is being safe then there is no problem.

badluckalex 23

Saturday 3 January 2015 22:17

Ya I'm going to go ahead and not take sex advice from someone named "cocainewhore"

FusionPlacebo 26

Tuesday 30 June 2015 17:01

It's actually worse on for periods on birth control. You get it randomly and sometimes more than once a month.

xyris_fml 28

Saturday 29 August 2015 1:57

I'm on depo provera, which stops periods completely, because my cramps were so bad that I missed school and work. It's not always just about sex but it also means I'm more protected when the time does come.

countrygal926 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:47

your mom is crazy

caitlin21holly 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:24

ur fat

CakeBaker11 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 6:49

caitlin your a bitch

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 9 November 2012 1:13

A stupid bitch with self-esteem issues apparently, what ******* reason would you have to say that to someone unless you have issues with large people, and said issues normally come from self loathing, so get a therapist and **** off *muttered* stupid bitch >.>

dorworters 9

Friday 1 March 2013 5:25

now, ok, caitlin was rude. that was uncalled for. but cmon, at least shes not lying AND being a bitch.

KittyChesire 12

Tuesday 18 March 2014 17:58

And you're an asshole! Enjoy your stay on FML where hate isn't accepted

haylea 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:47

Seriously? My mom was the one who wanted to put me on birth control haha!

LiveLauglove 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 2:43

same with mine! haba

MBrabs1996 22

Thursday 19 July 2018 0:42

Honestly same lol

LittleMissMack 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:48

Ugh I hate parents like that. Would they rather you're on birth control or you tell them you're pregnant.

meganski 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:48

HAHAHAHAHA! I love the fact that she called you a ***** because you're being sensible about things (although that's disputable if you have a lot of empty alcohol bottles under your bed :S) PLEASE tell me your response was 'takes one to know one'!!

AliSama 17

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:02

birth control pills are also used for hormonal balance and to help with medical conditions.

kevinwestonjonah 0

Friday 19 March 2010 6:38

nobody gives a shit ******

ACraftyTiger 5

Friday 22 July 2011 15:30

yeah my sister has PCOS and diabetes so she takes birth control. DERP

sbstar2017 8

Thursday 20 December 2012 21:50

I'm on birth control for my awful period cramps

SailorSolaris 43

Tuesday 3 March 2015 5:55

My sister had an ovary removed, so she needs birth control just to have.her period every month.

Sarthaas 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:11

Ouch! That's below the belt for a mom to say.

ChairmanMao 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:18

Wow, that was outrageously harsh. Regardless of whether you are sexing it up or not, I mean, you might only have gotten them to ensure safe sex with your steady boyfriend (and only your steady boyfriend), that was harsh. I'm trying to put you in a not-whorish light. But if you ARE having sex with multiple partners, and usually to wasted to know who they are, remember that birth-control pills don't keep the herpes away! So in THAT case, especially... FYL.

k22_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:49

I agree with 10. if it's only you and your boyfriend, ur being smart. and if not...well your mom said it best finglife.blogspot.com

SamR1316 1

Saturday 26 May 2012 22:38

MaShe didn't want a lecture. Besides, isn't it sexist to say that a woman with multiple partners is a *****, but if a man sleeps with multiple partners then he's cool.