Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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Top comments
leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
pclaibourne 0
Who cares bro go get ur red wings
jxr22 0
It's going to bleed anyway go for it
AcidRaen 4
It doesn't last forever and its not like you're gona get divorced tomorrow. Be patient and wait 3-5 more days. Jeeze.
arbogas 5
if you waited this long, another week or so doesn't matter, especially now you can sleep with her the rest of your life. just be glad your getting some soon, think of all the singles who are in limbo, not knowing when their next shag might be and the time itll take for the 1 after that...
AgentSmith79 9
Abstinence just means you don't have sex with HER. Find someone who's not on their period. Problem solved.
Chingy892987 14
Well if you love 'er, why do the sauces matter xD
dunner12 0
Her mouth isn't bleeding :)
fmlcurtain 4
Good pirates wear red beards
fmlcurtain 4
I like u
xLoLa_fml 6
More like F HER life! She has her period on her wedding day! That sucks! Just wait a few days OP. You waited this long, a few days won't make a difference