Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Your secret is safe on FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Denied
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Not now!
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
1337chick 4
I'd say go ahead and part the red sea, but it does take away from the commemorative blood play involved in deflowerment. :/ Sucks, OP.
lanieb 0
Your on FML on your wedding day?! Come on! Spend some time with your new wife! :)
dt_leech 0
I think it's a sign that you weren't the one that she was supposed to give it up to.... Sorry bro truth hurts sometimes
tristbjorn 5
Get some, boyyyyyyyyyy. Get your redwings while you're at it.
kate1238 9
Well she cant help that hopefully she didnt bleed threw the dress though
FrankHotpants 31
Might have to settle for a blow J for now
TinyLittleSilver 4
It's not the end of the world. As much as it sucks, just wait a couple more days. You've waited all this time right? Shouldn't hurt to wait a little longer to make it perfect, even if it couldn't be on your wedding day like had been planned. :)
YeaSo3 14
So what?! you'll get some eventually...Plus mouths don't have periods.. she better get on her wifely duties and please you in the mean time!!
amishfury 9
just do it and shower after
NiteKitti 7
So what? Why is that stopping you?