Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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Top comments
leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
youshitme 9
You deserved it for both being so frigid.
lauralavenderbab 0
So? Just wait till she's off it
Rachelrock21 6
Okay I'm thirteen please tell me what period has to do with abstinence?
White_Knightspc 0
Any port in a storm, Flip her over and play in the mud bud.
Ginjar220 1
OK no. Blood is a lot less gross then that
Mauskau 36
Feels better when a girl is on her period, well it does for me anyway :)
KingD123 0
Well that was poor planning.
noooodlez 2
That doesn't matter to my boyfriend. He will still take advantage of me. jajaja
rubyliu8420 7
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
zombiekitten87 12
Well she's an idiot because with an ounce of forethought, she could have been taking birth control to rearrange her cycle.
Jasper8713 2
It's not as easy as that. I'm on birth control, and it does not affect my cycle one bit. Being on birth control does not have that affect on all women.
zombiekitten87 12
If you don't take the placebo it should prevent your period.
JinxosGirl87 0
Losing your virginity in the shower doesn't seem ideal, and would probably make it difficult.