Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
identitycrisis72 2
Hey at least she didn't miss it.
imani132 6
You can wait another week heehee, I mean, you waited this long
corrinaswan 0
Poor you, you have to wait a week to have sex. Not like it's her fault. My period always comes when I have stuff going on...maybe hers is like mine.
Sparkiee93 3
You know what.. not be disgusting but since we are talking sex, think about it, sex is all an exchange of body fluids and its gross, just because an extra fluid is present I don't see why you shouldn't have sex. Its just extra lubricant, and being sexually active on your period actually prevents menstrual cramps. I get not wanting to do it with a girl you're just screwing around with and you aren't comfortable with, but dude, you are life partners, you are going to be together for the rest of your life and there are going to be a hell of a lot more gross things that you two are going to experience together then just some blood.
bustymami21 3
having sex while on my period is so freaking good....I personally cum faster when I'm on my period.
noooodlez 2
i agree i get more aroused and my boyfriend doesn't mine either and he likes it too.
imratedG 5
lol don't worry xD it's only a week
mcday 5
Someone give this girl a ******* medal!
punkrocker092 0
Stupid 30 year old virgin
jlynntiger 0
She should have taken birth control so she could have the opportunity to skip it. Otherwise, I'm sure u guys can last 1 ween
5t3ff1k4h 47
...Birth control doesn't mean you miss your period, idiot.
cinderella10383 6
actually depo provera does make your period stop completely, if she had been on that then there would be no problem. Other birth control methods also stop/lighten your cycle.. not all but some
5t3ff1k4h 47
Most of them don't. I just dislike how so many people equate birth control in general to no periods. An internal contraceptive usually stops it, but not usually the pill. There are exceptions to every rule though.
realman_fml 1
a real man loves his woman every day of the month