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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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By Harry - 29/11/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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By PhantomShitter - 29/11/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I read on Facebook that someone shat outside our block of flats. I laughed and showed it to my friend who was with me. She turned to me, and said, "That was you, we were locked outside last night and you needed to pee, but a poo slipped out." FML

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By HeMayHaveSomeIssues - 28/02/2014 20:01 - Denmark

Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML

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By crankg - 21/10/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML

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shananigans 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:09

Yeah... You have to know you deserve this. Besides how did you not notice the tree was in the way??

gaby904 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:10

Good. YDI YDI = You Deserved It You Damn Idiot

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shananigans 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:09

Yeah... You have to know you deserve this. Besides how did you not notice the tree was in the way??

lolpwntdumass 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:01

ppl these days...

bezach 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 6:08

dribking dose that but they're still idiots

ang93 0

Monday 22 March 2010 1:06

Hahaha instant karma.

CultureChic 14

Monday 5 April 2010 1:15

FUN to URINATE in a JUG? Seriously, people like you make me ashamed of the Hunan race.

thecoolestever1 0

Friday 9 July 2010 0:45

Yeah, too bad they can't be more like humans.

Whydoyouask 11

Saturday 24 July 2010 18:50

lol seriously, when I saw "my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug" it was an automatic YDI

lanlas 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:39

instead of piss, have a poop bag on fire, ring the bell and run. that way u won't get shit or piss in you're face.

ridder215 7

Monday 14 February 2011 19:41

You, my Hunan friend, make me ashamed of the Hunan race.

sportsmaniak13 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:39

Your spelling makes me ashamed

BloodMonger13 9

Friday 30 September 2011 9:22

365 unless they kick it at you

zombiegold 23

Sunday 15 January 2012 18:49

I was going to write a funny comment but then I realized it was a girl who did this. I feel so ashamed.

tashb 17

Thursday 14 August 2014 16:05

Wow, what a smelly situation.

bluephoenix1498 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:10

At least it wasn't the other kind of excrement

sydney9_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:10

HAHAHAHAHA... fun to urinate in a jug? I just find that so funny...

urlifeisraped 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:10

I agree with number 1

gaby904 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:10

Good. YDI YDI = You Deserved It You Damn Idiot

DaDezza244 31

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:23

Karma Is a bitch. Isn't it OP? YDI

faceman101 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:11

But sure weren't you only taking the piss? :-D

ellieeeee27 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:11

You are a dumbass. YDI. F that tree's life.

ChilledLizard 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:11

1. FUN to URINATE IN A JUG?!?!? 2. Not liking your neighbors so you want to throw piss into their garden? 3. Wouldn't you look OVER the fence before throwing it? Wow.