Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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Top comments
leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
love102310 0
Boo hoo dude she can't help it. It's mother nature get the hell over it. You waiting this damn long
yiannismt 2
Bloody Hell
CrazyShae 0
Periods are a pretty regular thing... Should made sure to plan around it!! =p
chickenpie90 16
Bloody hell
BlAzEtHiS 0
Earn your red wings chump. Lol
Bullheard 0
ya., i know how u feel:/
Bullheard 0
ya., i know how u feel:/
amkaye 1
Ha, this happened to me! We did it anyway.
jefffluffingham 5
well... time to earn your Red Wings.
jhfireboy 6
Does it really matter? You obviously live her if you married her, so a period shouldn't get in the way of showing that!