Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML
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Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I’m getting married. My friends are all telling me that I’m not a “true feminist” since I’ve opted to change my last name to his. My last name is “Belcher.” FML
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, I was talking to a new friend when I told him my last name. It’s hyphenated. He then left and declared me to be a "stuck-up bitch" who thinks she’s "too good to take a man’s last name." This is the name I was born with. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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WhisperSoflty 20
Have a daughter. Name her Charlotte.
OhMinty 5
Hahah that is pretty cool.
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jewwybeanzzz 10
that's awesome!
CheeseHater 23
You do have several options: 1. Don't give a shit about what your dad thinks (not the best of ideas) or convince him you don't want your name. 2. Take only your name, it's not a crime anymore, we live in the 21st century here. 3. Make up a new name entirely, that's the best way to get unique and creative. My favorite is 3, and from what I understand, also the most popular.
Sir_Swaggington 6
Spider wife, spider wife, does whatever a spider wife does. Can she swing from a web? No she can't cuz she's a chick, look ouuuuut she is the spider wife.
Missmacabre 2
My sister just married a Luxenburger. Her maiden name is McIntosh. I still think they should call themselves the McBurgers.
sayahiei 7
Fiancé has got the right idea!!!
Kelishas 9
Just think of how epic you and your future children will be on Halloween!
outoftown 27
Sure, if you want the whole year to be Halloween.
Kelishas 9
Still not the worst you can have. I went to school with a kid whose parents hyphenated his last name.. King-Wall At least Mrs. Cobb-Webb is a conversation starter
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
I guess that's better than Cobb-Salad
robbie12321 9
you dont need to listen to him. your a grown woman and are fully capable of making your own decisons
osbourne_fml 11
That is epic you should stick with it
mysterion115 14
you should be proud of your new awesome name :)