Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML
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Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I’m getting married. My friends are all telling me that I’m not a “true feminist” since I’ve opted to change my last name to his. My last name is “Belcher.” FML
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, I was talking to a new friend when I told him my last name. It’s hyphenated. He then left and declared me to be a "stuck-up bitch" who thinks she’s "too good to take a man’s last name." This is the name I was born with. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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WhisperSoflty 20
Have a daughter. Name her Charlotte.
OhMinty 5
Hahah that is pretty cool.
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Comments (203)
misspennycakes 7
Hunny is 2013 you don't need anyone's permission but your own.
skyeyez9 25
You are an adult. Change your last name if you want to.
gonzo28 3
#86 disrespectful not to take the last name?? To who?
ardencred 7
Just hope he don't die early n that you're not black! Just imagine people would call you black widow Cobb-Webb
queeennnale 18
I personally think that's ******* awesome
earljonez 22
hey one had a teacher name Phil Meidinger. I felt bad for him because everyone always made fun of his name and was such a good teacher.
teh_doctor 4
Why don't you just keep your last name the way it is?
chosha_fml 27
So keep your maiden name and DON'T add your husband's. Maybe you wanted to originally, but it's better that sounding like a cartoon character.
gothmo 8
And you don't think that's awesome?? I would DIE to have that last name! I would so totally name my child Charlotte ._.;
malkavian_mad 13
I really love the sound of that, but if you don't want that name you don't have to do it, it's your own choice.
mrebeccan 19
dude! your fiance is right. that is epic!