Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted...

By Olihime - 10/1/2010 18:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML

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By hannahuk1986 | 0

#766713 - Sunday 10 January 2010 23:36

Count your blessings that there are two girls willing to kiss a klutz like you.

By hotpockets92 | 0

#766685 - Sunday 10 January 2010 23:18

smooth

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By icanspellgud | 0

#766671 - Sunday 10 January 2010 23:14

first

polkadot1196 | 0

#766698 - Sunday 10 January 2010 23:26

STOP BEING AN ATTENTION HOGGER!

Mustardnight | 3

#767654 - Monday 11 January 2010 8:35

Polka you just did the exact same thing. Sry op.

michaelscot23 | 0

#952051 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:50

I pity da fool!

By dtm1973 | 0

#766672 - Sunday 10 January 2010 23:14

So you're a clutz. it's ok.

White667 | 0

#768904 - Monday 11 January 2010 22:36

Yeah, I mean just be slow. If you're not good at it, don't rush the process.

skullcandifiedDJ | 5

#3489842 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 23:46

what a ladies man

SpikedKnuckles | 8

#4993866 - Tuesday 2 October 2012 1:42

What an idiot. How the hell do you miss. That's embarrassing to all men.

By hotpockets92 | 0

#766685 - Sunday 10 January 2010 23:18

smooth

By polkadot1196 | 0

#766695 - Sunday 10 January 2010 23:26

STOP BEING AN ATTENTION HOGGER!

By kko138 | 0

#766696 - Sunday 10 January 2010 23:25

good, last.

By Erindub | 0

#766701 - Sunday 10 January 2010 23:27

At least it wasn't your brother

By Erindub | 0

#766705 - Sunday 10 January 2010 23:34

And

By hannahuk1986 | 0

#766713 - Sunday 10 January 2010 23:36

Count your blessings that there are two girls willing to kiss a klutz like you.

By Laxloverr24 | 0

#766718 - Sunday 10 January 2010 23:40

you really need to get a haircut. no offence. that's just from looking at your picture.

GumboVariation | 0

#767569 - Monday 11 January 2010 7:06

His hair actually kind of reminds me Roger Daltrey in his youth. What's so wrong about it?

eastangels | 0

#3248991 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:03

Laxxxxxxxxx

By azurablade | 0

#766720 - Sunday 10 January 2010 23:44

fail