By an idiot - Australia
Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML
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  oj101  |  33

#1 - Isaiah 55:6-7 “Seek the LORD while he may be found; call upon him while he is near; let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts; let him return to the LORD, that he may have compassion on him, and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.

Lol, just kidding. His dumb ass should stay right there in jail, where it belongs. He's sure to find a sexual partner easily.

  oj101  |  33

I actually had no idea that people even did these things in real life. Minus 200 points for faith in humanity. Which means we still are at negative infinity.


With sperm guzzlers, they'll actually make you feel relieved after you've left them. Those people in Westboro on the other hand are a blight to Christianity and the entire human race. When the KKK hates you and you, too, are white, there's something definitely wrong.

No, I'm not talking about interracial couples, either.

By  GothickNihilist  |  15

I think people who take advantage of others during a time of bereavement are despicable. The fact that you bailed your asscandle of a brother out is a YDI. I hope your brother matures and realizes, that his behaviour is completely inappropriate. Next time don't bail him out, let him learn the consequences of his actions.

By  SweetasCandy0609  |  28

I get that he's you're brother but he needs to take responsibility for what he did you should of just left him in there to think about what he did to put himself in there in their first place.